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i don’t know what they’re afraid of. 95 year old gangsters? i’m sure you can go to the island.

5 seconds later the book me i was stupid as hell. 😂

i hate to say it, i hope i don’t sound ridiculous, is mr. mitch their missing sibling?

i don’t know how this book is almost done. i feel like nothing has happened.

why is this bitch in someone else’s house yelling early in the morning? please leave! i’m tryna do something.

stop trying to make bowling together sound sexy! it’s not sexy!

i don’t understand why they had a kiss that we didn’t even see

or did i miss it? i’m lost.

oh my god. i fucking knew it!

“You’re not really into kids, are you?”

“No, I hate them. I just want an excuse to smoke a nice Cuban,” I lied, for fun. What else is there in life?”

this man is so fucking stupid.

“It was her personality and her easy betrayal of our marriage that made her ugly.”

jesus christ 😂

matt fucking sucks. why would he do this?

i started reading this july 2nd 2022. time to start again lol.

i love the random magical weather events in this dumb little book. i love it so much.

this book is bringing me so much comfort. i hope they bring it home.

i hope doug goes to medical school.

not this friend coming over to help him take a dick pic. i love this fucking town so much!

i love this town! this is my fucking dream. every since stars hollow it’s all i’ve ever wanted. every time i read about a small town i remember how much i want this.

ever after? i fucking screamed. it’s my favorite movie. i love when books mention my favorite things.

the way i would cut all of these people the fuck off. i understand why she’s fighting for the house but me personally, fuck that house.

i hate those bitches but at the same time, fair. it’s weird. i don’t think a deaf dog with a squirrel is worth 1 star. maybe i’d bump it a star but not 1. now she has a reason to sell the house to neil. her friends suck.

i hate that this is a book because i know they’re gonna have to have some nonsense elaborate conflict at some point.

i don’t like her friends. i don’t like how they’re talking about people.

this is like a lifetime movie but way cuter.

lol i also read the reddit story. it’s very fucked. i had that insecurity growing up because i was constantly told that as a kid so i would just have to break up like the second time he mentioned it.

the format is kinda weird.

i don’t know. i’m gonna trust the guy if he says don’t do that shit. i’ll see what happens but feels dumb not to listen to the fairy guy you’ve known for years.

i wouldn’t be in the fairy forest anyway so i actually don’t know what i’d do.

“Harry had fallen in love with a black man. His name was James Grant. He died on February 26, 1989.”

are you fucking kidding me?

“Until your daughter dies.”

you could just shot me dead in the street like a dog, taylor, what the fuck?

everyone i love is dead. my wife, my husband, my best friend, my daughter. you’re killing me.

“Eventually, Celia’s blouse was on the floor and my dress was hiked up around my thighs. I could feel her lips on my chest, her hands on my stomach. I stepped out of my dress. Her sheets were stark white and perfectly soft. She no longer smelled like cigarettes and alcohol but like citrus.”

i see my future and it is bright.

“And to anyone tempted to kiss the TV tonight, please don’t chip your tooth”

what the fuck, man! i’m fucking crying.