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the one that got away is a 19 year old you dated for 3 months? okay.

oh no. he’s wearing a sweater. i know nothing gonna happen to my boy but i’ve been crying for 2 hours reading this fucking book.

the gray man is so fucking cool. i’m so glad he’s still here. i’m saying this before anything bad happens.


i’m gonna miss my kids. i should’ve read these 10 years ago! 😫

i feel like a crackhead. i couldn’t even go an hour without reading. i was gonna start this tomorrow.

other then whelk, i find the bad guys in these books to be far too likable. is it bad that i really like greenmantle and piper?

am i supposed to like kavinsky? because i really like him.

i knew that guy was weird

gansey sarcastically “i could kiss you.”
me violently and uncontrollably yelling “NO!”
what the fuck is wrong with me? 😂

why am i still reading this? i have things to do! 😫

if a bee kills this boy i’m gonna be pissed. how many times can this happen to me? bridgerton, vikings, that’s actually not that many but it’s 2 too many.

i’ve been hearing about this book for like 10 years now.

kidan, girl. why are you going to the purge?!

19? he’s gotta fully look like a child.

i try to imagine that susenyos is hot but then i remember that they said he looks like he’s around 20 and i think absolutely not, there’s no way he looks hot. i’m too old for this shit.

why would autocorrect do me like that? lol

kidman drives me crazy!

i’m not sure how i feel about this just yet.