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i’m really struggling to get through this one. i’ve been trying since 9am and it’s 9:30pm. i’m usually done by now.

some shit just kinda hits you on a personal level so you enjoy it faster and easier but rich whites in france? yeah, no this one is probably not gonna hit me like that.

casey really likes the smell of lavender, i guess.

georgia and summer? summer too? this is the gayest friend group of all time! this is 2 or 3 different friend groups in a christian school in alabama! what the fuck is going on?

lmao what if shara doesn’t even like chloe but instead likes georgia

forgetting to do your schoolwork? that’s how shara got your ass fucked up. that’s how she wins.

my poor baby! i hate this town!

she’s the only pretty girl at school? that’s a really interesting way to phrase that. 👀

okay they got her a fake id. okay cool. sure. it’s a book. i can relax.

cute cute. how the fuck does she get a job or an id or insurance?

i’m just waiting for jane to be connected to the uncle. ever since she mentioned new orleans i’ve been waiting but nothing.

loving all the mentions and respect for lost. y’all better not talk shit about my fucking show!

you tryna fuck on a train! bitch what the hell!?

august, girl, please go to work! you can pause school but damn, how are you gonna pay rent?

i’m so mad at myself. i accidentally looked at the synopsis. i already thought she was a ghost since the first couple chapters but i wanted to be surprised by whatever actual weird shit was happening.

when she disappeared the first time i questioned it but now i’m back since i didn’t read the synopsis but… is this bitch a ghost?

i’m the exact opposite of august because if i invited a girl somewhere and she didn’t show up then i am not gonna be purposefully riding the same train with every day. i would avoid that train like the plague unless completely necessary.

also how do you always end up on the same train car? there are like 10 of them.

6 weeks and she’s in love and wants her to move to another state with her? never beating the u-haul allegations.

beg me? where did that come from?

“HEA”? i let them get away with it when it was it is and her family but nobody else should be saying that. how says that? i wonder if this is in the other books. it’s funny to read the last one first.

priya’s nonsense code name is romeo? 😭

juliette saying that no one would ever say that is funny because when priya said “you hate women” in the beginning of the book i literally thought juliette was gonna say something like “i don’t hate women. i’m a lesbian” so pretty realistic expectations on priya’s part.

i love that everything i said about the book was about a minor character that i don’t like. priya and juliette are cute i guess.

i’m so glad galahad got fired. i was afraid they were gonna try to redeem her.

galahad is gonna ruin this book for me because i truly wanna beat her ass every single time she shows up.

madison’s mama is gay? this town is my dream.

this is the gayest small town ever

inez is wife material. absolutely perfect woman.