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i would have to pull his soul from hell to bring it back to his body so i could kill his ass a third time! get out of my home!

oh my god! you monster! she didn’t even wanna celebrate her birthday and you disappointed her.

i can’t decide if i imagine jennifer coolidge or jennifer tilly when i try to picture starfire.

i think i’d be so embarrassed if i started fake dating at 33. i’ll 33 in like 2 months and that’s sounds insane. it’s a book so they’re obviously gonna fall in love but in real life i’d just be a loser.

i’d have to revive them so i could kill them again. what the fuck is wrong with them?

i would have to kill both of them dead.

is adwoa’s girlfriend simi? i know they made it obvious but i’m so surprised.

i already love it. i need a physical copy. i have to touch the words with my hands.

“she had no other siblings?” “no.”
i would pass away.

something about this cozy little lazy man making a face and saying “down” just exuding power is very attractive. like why are his main skills needlework and swordplay?

“not just a friend” oh? 😏 “we were like brothers” oh. 😒

okay so he’s almost 30? moira is 24? how old is rhys? he’s gotta be somewhere in between.

google got me feeling like an idiot because nothing makes sense to me anymore. i guess you can’t get sick. go ahead rhys, give her head.

i never thought about this seriously but i guess i always thought that touching any part of a sick person’s body would get you sick. like he didn’t kiss her lips but i feel eating her out would get you sick too. i don’t know 🤷🏾‍♀️

spelling out his full name with his tongue? let me write that shit down. hold on.

every time anyone i talks about moira i’m jealous. i wanna see her too! i wanna be with her too!

greedy bisexual

moira is only 24 years old? how old are these people? honestly i think that the book cover reminds me so much of constantine that i assumed they were in their mid-30s. these people are in their mid-20s, aren’t they?

i’ve been trying to figure out how old these dudes are supposed to be. you broke up when you were 20? how old are you now? why are you still like this?

i didn’t think we would be hearing about bowling again! this is a new book.

i don’t know why but something about alanna makes me think of both theo and kit from the pairing.

it is perfectly fine for gray to be mad but if he dates the girl that outed her, i will kill you, dead!

this isn’t poly? tal isn’t gonna end up with both of them?

are they claiming sheryl lee ralph is the benefactor?

screaming WHAT! in my bed and squealing as if i didn’t know the entire book that amira got her the job.

DO NOT CLOSE YOUR EYES! DO NOT CLOSE YOUR EYES! if she doesn’t kiss you then this will be very embarrassing for me.

i spoke too soon. what do you mean she’s gonna kiss you? when the fuck did this happen?

why is there a little mystery about their job? just be gay already! i’m questioning what this book is about.

oh, this is where simon came from. okay.

reading these out of order is so funny because the last one i was like astrid was with a random man? iris is still with grant? and now she’s not with grant and gillian is here? iris’ book made me feel like all that stuff happened a long time ago.