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dani is 83% done with Funny Story
i would have to pull his soul from hell to bring it back to his body so i could kill his ass a third time! get out of my home!
Jun 07, 2025 06:59PM Add a comment
Funny Story

dani
dani is 80% done with Funny Story
oh my god! you monster! she didn’t even wanna celebrate her birthday and you disappointed her.
Jun 07, 2025 06:42PM Add a comment
Funny Story

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dani is 68% done with Funny Story
i can’t decide if i imagine jennifer coolidge or jennifer tilly when i try to picture starfire.
Jun 07, 2025 04:47PM Add a comment
Funny Story

dani
dani is 13% done with Funny Story
i think i’d be so embarrassed if i started fake dating at 33. i’ll 33 in like 2 months and that’s sounds insane. it’s a book so they’re obviously gonna fall in love but in real life i’d just be a loser.
Jun 07, 2025 12:56PM Add a comment
Funny Story

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dani is 7% done with Funny Story
i’d have to revive them so i could kill them again. what the fuck is wrong with them?
Jun 07, 2025 12:29PM Add a comment
Funny Story

dani
dani is 4% done with Funny Story
i would have to kill both of them dead.
Jun 07, 2025 12:20PM Add a comment
Funny Story

dani
dani is 82% done with Honey & Spice
is adwoa’s girlfriend simi? i know they made it obvious but i’m so surprised.
Jun 06, 2025 09:25PM Add a comment
Honey & Spice

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dani is 3% done with Honey & Spice
i already love it. i need a physical copy. i have to touch the words with my hands.
Jun 06, 2025 11:23AM Add a comment
Honey & Spice

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dani is 86% done with Emily Wilde's Compendium of Lost Tales (Emily Wilde, #3)
“she had no other siblings?” “no.”
i would pass away.
Jun 05, 2025 04:14PM Add a comment
Emily Wilde's Compendium of Lost Tales (Emily Wilde, #3)

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dani is 54% done with Emily Wilde's Compendium of Lost Tales (Emily Wilde, #3)
something about this cozy little lazy man making a face and saying “down” just exuding power is very attractive. like why are his main skills needlework and swordplay?
Jun 05, 2025 09:42AM Add a comment
Emily Wilde's Compendium of Lost Tales (Emily Wilde, #3)

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dani is 47% done with Emily Wilde's Compendium of Lost Tales (Emily Wilde, #3)
“not just a friend” oh? 😏 “we were like brothers” oh. 😒
Jun 05, 2025 07:30AM Add a comment
Emily Wilde's Compendium of Lost Tales (Emily Wilde, #3)

dani
dani is 84% done with Evocation (The Summoner’s Circle, #1)
okay so he’s almost 30? moira is 24? how old is rhys? he’s gotta be somewhere in between.
Jun 03, 2025 01:25PM Add a comment
Evocation (The Summoner’s Circle, #1)

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dani is 76% done with Evocation (The Summoner’s Circle, #1)
google got me feeling like an idiot because nothing makes sense to me anymore. i guess you can’t get sick. go ahead rhys, give her head.
Jun 02, 2025 07:54PM Add a comment
Evocation (The Summoner’s Circle, #1)

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dani is 76% done with Evocation (The Summoner’s Circle, #1)
i never thought about this seriously but i guess i always thought that touching any part of a sick person’s body would get you sick. like he didn’t kiss her lips but i feel eating her out would get you sick too. i don’t know 🤷🏾‍♀️
Jun 02, 2025 07:49PM Add a comment
Evocation (The Summoner’s Circle, #1)

dani
dani is 65% done with Evocation (The Summoner’s Circle, #1)
spelling out his full name with his tongue? let me write that shit down. hold on.
Jun 02, 2025 06:17PM Add a comment
Evocation (The Summoner’s Circle, #1)

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dani is 57% done with Evocation (The Summoner’s Circle, #1)
every time anyone i talks about moira i’m jealous. i wanna see her too! i wanna be with her too!
Jun 02, 2025 05:19PM Add a comment
Evocation (The Summoner’s Circle, #1)

dani
dani is 42% done with Evocation (The Summoner’s Circle, #1)
moira is only 24 years old? how old are these people? honestly i think that the book cover reminds me so much of constantine that i assumed they were in their mid-30s. these people are in their mid-20s, aren’t they?
Jun 02, 2025 02:47PM Add a comment
Evocation (The Summoner’s Circle, #1)

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dani is 41% done with Evocation (The Summoner’s Circle, #1)
i’ve been trying to figure out how old these dudes are supposed to be. you broke up when you were 20? how old are you now? why are you still like this?
Jun 02, 2025 02:41PM Add a comment
Evocation (The Summoner’s Circle, #1)

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dani is 13% done with The Relationship Mechanic (Peach Blossom, #2)
i didn’t think we would be hearing about bowling again! this is a new book.
May 30, 2025 09:40PM Add a comment
The Relationship Mechanic (Peach Blossom, #2)

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dani is 93% done with Don't Let It Break Your Heart
i don’t know why but something about alanna makes me think of both theo and kit from the pairing.
May 30, 2025 01:15PM Add a comment
Don't Let It Break Your Heart

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dani is 82% done with Don't Let It Break Your Heart
it is perfectly fine for gray to be mad but if he dates the girl that outed her, i will kill you, dead!
May 30, 2025 12:22PM Add a comment
Don't Let It Break Your Heart

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dani is 17% done with Don't Let It Break Your Heart
this isn’t poly? tal isn’t gonna end up with both of them?
May 30, 2025 08:58AM Add a comment
Don't Let It Break Your Heart

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dani is 93% done with If We Were a Movie
are they claiming sheryl lee ralph is the benefactor?
May 29, 2025 07:15PM Add a comment
If We Were a Movie

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dani is 84% done with If We Were a Movie
screaming WHAT! in my bed and squealing as if i didn’t know the entire book that amira got her the job.
May 29, 2025 05:20PM Add a comment
If We Were a Movie

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dani is 49% done with If We Were a Movie
DO NOT CLOSE YOUR EYES! DO NOT CLOSE YOUR EYES! if she doesn’t kiss you then this will be very embarrassing for me.
May 29, 2025 01:52PM Add a comment
If We Were a Movie

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dani is 48% done with If We Were a Movie
i spoke too soon. what do you mean she’s gonna kiss you? when the fuck did this happen?
May 29, 2025 01:50PM Add a comment
If We Were a Movie

dani
dani is 47% done with If We Were a Movie
why is there a little mystery about their job? just be gay already! i’m questioning what this book is about.
May 29, 2025 01:44PM Add a comment
If We Were a Movie

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dani is 5% done with Astrid Parker Doesn't Fail (Bright Falls, #2)
oh, this is where simon came from. okay.
May 27, 2025 04:47PM Add a comment
Astrid Parker Doesn't Fail (Bright Falls, #2)

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dani is starting Astrid Parker Doesn't Fail (Bright Falls, #2)
reading these out of order is so funny because the last one i was like astrid was with a random man? iris is still with grant? and now she’s not with grant and gillian is here? iris’ book made me feel like all that stuff happened a long time ago.
May 27, 2025 03:16PM Add a comment
Astrid Parker Doesn't Fail (Bright Falls, #2)

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