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why am i in this picture?

is there gonna be a sex scene at the very end of the book?

i’m fucking sorry, what? if you can handle me? straight to prison! people really just be nasty like that in real life?

the scream i let out. why the fuck are you trying to kiss your boss on the cheek? you fucking idiot! that’s so damn weird.

neither of these occasions sounds protected. are you on birth control, love?

her life and the person she is, is so much better with sam. i believe being stranded for years might make him wanna settle down but who knows. honestly it’s not even that life is better with sam but more so better without jesse. she made a lot of these changes without either of them.

i don’t know about this, man. i’m almost half way through and i don’t know a fucking thing about jesse. will this book convince me to like him?

is this gonna be like maybe in another life where i only liked 1 of the guys so i hated the ended?

i already really like sam, so i don’t know how this jesse shit is gonna go. i have already made up my mind before the boy had a chance to speak.

i love sam already so let’s see how that goes.

okay, i’ll shut up next time.

yeah, that’s cute and everything but can trish not be sued? for selling a house she doesn’t own? i don’t know how it works.

immediately asking her on a date? i know she didn’t but it’s basically a date.

they’re fucking idiots. why decide to do a friends with benefits situation if you’ve never been able to do it before? a virgin and hopeless romantic pushover? yeah, this is gonna go well.

this is not the ideal situation to start a no strings relationship.

i am deeply unconvinced.

i feel like lainey and miles could’ve just been one character. she doesn’t need two freeloaders who don’t respect her texting all the time.

i am so weak. i almost died trying to get through the opening. i’m on edge for no reason.

of course it’s the mom. it’s always the mom. these books always have a loving grandparent with a beautiful piece of property that they wanna give to their grandchild but somehow they also raised the most piece of shit person on earth who is willing to sell it right from under them.

she gave an extra 10 grand? for fucking what bitch? why would you even do that?

is she gonna buy this fucking house, sight unseen?

i don’t trust this at all! please, i have anxiety!

she’s just like me forreal. devastating.

opal, baby, i swear to fucking god! i don’t know what i don’t want you to do but just don’t do anything i wouldn’t like. i beg!

book, i want you to know that there is not a thing you can say or do to even make me think about caring about benton. i don’t give a fuck about his sad boy face and his abusive dad. he tried to burn my girls alive! i didn’t like him the moment he thought asking out a lesbian was a good idea. fuck him!

i can’t fucking do this! i am a baby! why is there so much plot? i’ve been on chill mode for the past few months. i missing reading about people kissing and breaking up for stupid reasons!

good. every five minutes i was saying. where is veronica?

okay, good. i was scared. they’re kids.

pause! we’re not fucking in this book are we? i’m not for that. it better fade to black.

this is making me deeply unhappy. i know that’s the point. i’m need something cheery right now.

i think she’s gonna be a blood witch. don’t be weird about it!