dani’s Reviews > Late Bloomer > Status Update

okay, i’ll shut up next time.

yeah, that’s cute and everything but can trish not be sued? for selling a house she doesn’t own? i don’t know how it works.

immediately asking her on a date? i know she didn’t but it’s basically a date.

they’re fucking idiots. why decide to do a friends with benefits situation if you’ve never been able to do it before? a virgin and hopeless romantic pushover? yeah, this is gonna go well.

this is not the ideal situation to start a no strings relationship.

i feel like lainey and miles could’ve just been one character. she doesn’t need two freeloaders who don’t respect her texting all the time.

i am so weak. i almost died trying to get through the opening. i’m on edge for no reason.

of course it’s the mom. it’s always the mom. these books always have a loving grandparent with a beautiful piece of property that they wanna give to their grandchild but somehow they also raised the most piece of shit person on earth who is willing to sell it right from under them.

she gave an extra 10 grand? for fucking what bitch? why would you even do that?

is she gonna buy this fucking house, sight unseen?