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how many conversations is my good sis gonna overhear with this guy? this is the 3rd time.

“you’re all packed then?” — she never unpacked 🤨 she’s been there for less than a day

the trait of grabbing his hair while talking only makes me think of john green. so now i’m gonna picture john green as charlie yates.

bailey baby, i hate to shit on your feelings but do you pay any fucking bills?! you want your mama to keep paying rent and pay bills on her own when she has a whole man with a house. you’re 17 and it’s your senior year, you’ll be out of there in no time.

i relate because no man has ever made my mom’s life easier or gotten along with me but he’s cool. let’s chill.

i was waiting for a double date suggestion this entire book. eli and dana better like each other and get along extremely well for no reason!

i’m really enjoying this book but they have too much shit going on. hating step parents, betting on their friends, ex partners, fake dating, secret bets, now kissing practicing? there is too much going on. luckily for the book i like it but i’m not sure how they’ll be tied together in the end.

okay, so they’re just harry and sally but their teenagers.

she thanked nora ephron before the book started but i didnt expect that she would give the main leads harry and sally’s exact random quirks.

the show was so fucking faithful that i can damn near see every scene.

okay it’s like 3-4 years into their friendship. i suppose it’s okay then. still weird but they’re very young.

i guess i’ll just have to see how this goes but i just feel like the concept of falling in love with your best friend to be weird. i like the idea but i think the timeline should be within 1 year. if you fall in love after like 5 years that’s just weird. either you both have to be in love secretly the whole time or it makes no sense to me because then why didn’t we love each other before now?

i said she was chronically online during her last book and she proved me even more right with every chapter being a clickbait title.

i am an idiot. emma and daniel are siblings. i forgot he had a shitty mom named amber too.

damn, i’m only just realizing that he’s the ex from the first book. the stinky guy. where’s his son?

abby is so chronically online. i know she saw that “people get so depressed they kill themselves” tweet and was like hell yeah let me put that in a book. part of your world had a backstory that was completely from a reddit story and now this one does include reddit. i see you girl!

this is the second time unalive has been used in one of these books and its fucking weird to me. it’s a book. you can say kill, they literally just said kill before they said unalive. do people really use it in real life?

every single one of these books has a dog. she really likes dogs. it’s making me want a dog.

okay, good luck chuck the book. interesting that it’s both.

there is just something so weird to me about 35 year olds fake dating. like what are you doing? you are an adult. just tell the truth!

he’s just like me forreal. i love him.

get that damn white woman out of that house! that was the most disturbing disrespectful shit i have ever heard. pissed me clean off!

i didn’t wanna compare it to the movie but why the fuck did they actually make him cheat on her? making michael look bad for no reason. what he did sucks enough already.

i’ve been attacked twice by slurs. the shocked that came over me even though it’s really not shocking.

lmao how dare she divorce her husband for cheating on her with her friend. it’s all her fault. she introduced them.

people like this are so crazy.

i’m surprised that they’re so well behaved in the book. why would the movie have them act like that?

i’m gonna try not to spend the whole book comparing it to the movie.

they’re not sure that million dollar house they got for free is their “forever home”? you bitches better not fucking play with me!

“thank shay fucking mitchell” “you love her like for realsies?” her dad talks like too? this must just be the author speaks because it makes no fucking sense.

elton fucking john? why do they all speak like this? all 3 main characters speak like this. it was bad enough when it was just logan, but then rosemary did it, and now joe too? it’s not believable when it’s all 3. maybe they got it from joe? they’ve known him for 20 years. it’s the only thing that would make sense.

“if you’re dying for realsies, then where in the name of phoebe bridgers is your family?”

i’m sorry? what in gods name is this dialogue? you’re losing me!

rhiannon? that’s not even close to hanna. i guess i can hear it.