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bad kisser? yeah fuck you!

i should’ve shut my stupid mouth. i will
literally die if they don’t end up together.

i’m the fucking problem.

i’ve cried like 5 times.

are they all gonna get married here?

another one where i desperately don’t want these people together. like smash one more time but this is never gonna work.

i find it hilarious that box braids are the only hairstyle that non-black people use to tell readers that a character is black. do we have no other hairstyles?

before they get to it, i just wanna call it. i think they’re gonna leak to ainsley.

it’s a weird choice to have the boss character mention in almost every pov some kind of attraction to their employee. i think cat mentions a few times that she finds andi attractive but it’s not as often as andi the fucking sniffer. andi considers them coworkers though so it feels less predatory but cat says boss so maybe not.

i knew fake dating was gonna happen somehow, someway. i just thought it was be the two leads. i felt it coming on.

naomi makes no sense. girl keeps bringing up the fact that her husband and father were politicians like that gives her some kind of credit above charlotte who is a working politician but also her grandmother was the president. how is that not the exact same thing?

also bitch, alluding to the fact that charlotte’s a lesbian when you have real scandals is crazy. y’all need to tell on that bitch. she’s a pedo!

get out of my house!

is this an accurate representation of my girl carrie? yes. and would she do all of this? also yes. but do i want brandon randall of all people to talk shit about her? absolutely fucking not!

carrie soto is my bitchy personality representation and i love her!

also yelling because she received the incorrect thing 3 times doesn’t make her a bad person. she’s just annoyed. sorry to the worker though.

that ricky and kit scene was kind of the mini version of that chapter from atmosphere. saying that men aren’t interesting and then kissing a man and realizing, yeah that’s not it.

“This is what she had always wanted to avoid: being forced to pretend men were interesting.”

i feel seen.

that seth and eliza shit was so fucking rude. why would you even do that to me? they’re perfect for each other supposedly but they’re not gonna meet? damn. got me fucked up. let me go outside!

with the way her mama was crazy about mick, she’s probably better off with bland brandon. she won’t lose her mind over him.

mick riva when i catch you!

i’m supposed to feel sorry for this bitch? cause i don’t. your sad childhood does nothing for mick.

okay, good, the book said i should continue to hate mick’s ass. good to know. i was scared i wouldn’t be able to like him. i guess i don’t have to.

this bitch is crazy! she just gave her the baby?

june, you can’t fuck a dude for proposing! you actually have to wait for the marriage! do what you want obviously but i don’t trust him.

i hate mick riva so this is very hard. i just feel irritated by him. i wish i did an oddball read order and read carrie soto first, then this, then evelyn hugo. it would be the almost correct timeline order.

yikes. i read carrie soto first so i love her. i hate infidelity so i’m glad this wasn’t the very first thing i knew about her.

i don’t think i give a fuck.

i’d have to kill owen.

i don’t usually like friends to lovers but maybe i just don’t like it with straight people. i fucking love this.

i know this is a misunderstanding and i’m
so ready to be embarrassed.

just take a warm shower. why are you changing? this is ridiculous.

“i’m not in love with you. i googled it.” — i like this autistic man. would it be rude if i asked him at dinner? is you autistic?