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a latinx woman? i feel like we’re using terms wrong. isn’t it just supposed to be a gender neutral term or used for a group? if it’s one woman then it should just be a latina. am i crazy?

i was thinking about late bloomer before i started reading this and everything about the story is reminding me of it. i started to trick myself into thinking it was the same author.

hell yes! make bad decisions, baby!

javi please! 😭🙏🏾

honestly my favorite trait that he has is how much he fucking lies for no reason. it’s always so dumb.

boo! 🍅🍅

i lack impulse control. i would’ve done it. 🤷🏾‍♀️

thought you would lose your friendship if anything romantic happened but you lost your friendship anyway so just smash! you’re not even friends right now! just do it!

they really embarrassed this man at his favorite restaurant. now he can’t go back. that’s so funny.

hmmm so she’s currently engaged. gonna be married in a very short period of time. is this a book about terrible people?

protective wrap over her head? i’m spending a lot of this book trying to figure out if this bitch is black. book cover should’ve made it clearer for my dumb ass. it doesn’t even matter. i just wanna know now!

i love carson and ben!

i should’ve shut up. also from the cover i can’t tell what race june is supposed to be. they mentioned braids and brown skin in the beginning but the cover looks asian, maybe. i’m so used to books using box braids to explain that a character is black that i didn’t realize that it’s not what they said. either way june’s not white. that’s all i know.

stevie and garland!? i always have so much fun with book crossovers. now i’m thinking about canp again.

secret brother! secret brother! to the cottage! secret secret secret secret brother!

slut behavior immediately?! i love it! i wish it were me!

she said long brown fingers. yeah, she’s black. why is this book about white women?

i had to go back. is june black?

who told you stay with that man? just making both of y’all miserable for no reason.

straight one last stop

honestly thought it was gonna be some kind of he only exists on february of leap years thing. which would only age him about 2 years or so. i thought it made sense especially since he has a home that he barely lives in.

what is happening? is this time travel? i really need to read what books are about before i read them.

her name is richard wilde jr? i love that. it makes me think about love lies bleeding when i saw that the dad was named lou sr, so kristen stewart had to be lou jr and i found it hilarious. i love when girls have boy names but i really love it when girls are the jr.

you like focaccia?
love it! (i don’t know what that is)

this man is so funny! why would he do that?

i’ve been laughing about this for 3 minutes. it’s not that funny.

8 months later? damn!

chlamydia? i fucking hate this man.

prison!? not what i expected at all.

cheat! cheat!

am i joking? i don’t know.

edward, bitch! i will kill you! leave him!

the compulsory heteronormative urge to try to find a man interesting. thank god i stopped doing that. this is painful.

a doctor got her a motorcycle? crazy. i’m used to doctors calling them donorcycles.

crow’s feet? you are 38. do white women have crow’s feet at 38? that is so young.

i really don’t want them to have sex. why am i reading this?