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bless her friends for saying it’s the bare minimum. my girl started swooning about him paying for the damn sandwich. get a fucking grip!

a man you’ve known your entire life remembering something about you is the most romantic thing that’s ever happened to you? the bar is in hell. it’s a fucking sandwich, babe!

her daddy left and now she has abandonment issues? let’s fucking go!

marriage fraud as a concept will never make sense to me. as long as it’s a legal marriage with all the correct paperwork filed then it’s real. it doesn’t matter if they live together, if they are fucking, if they know a single fact about each other. none of that shits matters! they are legally married!

he’s down bad. they ain’t even beat around the bush.

thanks for the bonk? they said bonk in the last one too. is bonk a thing? lynn, stop trying to make bonk happen! it’s never gonna happen!

they didn’t even keep the rent controlled apartment! that was one of the main reasons they got married! they don’t even know who i would kill to get that.

this timeline makes no sense to me. he left for his flight how many hours before she even went to work? she’s at work and she’s able to book his same flight and there are still 3 hours before the flight? what time did he leave? it’s 10am, how long has she been at work? i am confused.

mr. knightly an emma mini series adaptation with a male pov. for what? i love this stupid fucking book!

okay, well 6 weeks and 4 years is very different than what i had in mind. i meant more like taking a beat for like a day. girl! that might be a bit toxic and unhealthy. theo, you have to put yourself first.

i don’t know man, i think evie needing a beat, just needing some time to process before she’s ready to talk is reasonable. we can’t make everything toxic behavior. i actually think trying to force someone to talk when they don’t wanna talk to you is even more toxic. but maybe that’s my own childhood trauma. 🤷🏾‍♀️

applying for a job in a different state without telling her first is definitely not gonna trigger her abandonment issues. no siree bob! this is fine! 🙃

i’ve said evie is just like me forreal 100 times but she likes a song of achilles so nevermind. i don’t hate it, i think my expectations were too high. i can’t agree with her but shit maybe if i actually got around to reading it.

ginger rogers biopic? chicken little live action reboot? doctor strange and the 100 acre wood the musical? i love this dumbass book. they have invented the dumbest but also seemingly possible media ideas.

don’t be weird, girl. i’ve only been married for a day and a half. i promise.

theo is so stupid. she’s only inviting you because you’re married and this man is like “i can’t claim she’s discriminating against me because i’m white. 🥺” lol shut up theo! you don’t even wanna play pickleball!

i’m supposed to want her with theo after all 3 relationships they have mentioned evie having is with women?

what does luke look like? he keeps attracting queer women. the girl you lost your virginity to and your wife both left you for other women? august, you’re next. come out! i thought the person august had an affair in the beginning was sherri so it was about to be 3 for 3 but i was wrong.

i don’t know what the song is gonna be about but i hope it’s about mothers. something that august, like, and jojo can all relate to.

now i’m afraid she’s gonna lose this day. what the fuck?

i’m scared. i feel like i’m too far into this book for her to get another do over. every time characters make the absolute worst decisions that is when they have to live with the consequences, which doesn’t feel fair because they were driven nuts by a time loop.

i’m not competing with my teacher for a man. she’s gonna give me an F. she can have him!

her name is will darcy?

i am hungry! everything sounds so delicious. i want both of those cakes. i need the salmon. i wanna try wagyu!

the way i can feel immediate disdain is frightening. literally fuck everyone in this family except terri and theo! actually fuck terri too for drinking and driving.

fete on a yacht? how does it feel to live my dream!

why would they do their mama like this? this would be traumatizing for me. i hate being stranded. i would have a panic attack.

this bitch is so fucking horny. get some help, babe.

i don’t like eva at all. she’s so annoying to me! not saying she’s wrong but she’s just annoying about it.

how am i gonna read a book about this bitch? she’s very annoying to me. i didn’t realize how connected this was to seven days of june otherwise i would’ve read it first.