dani > Recent Status Updates

kat, fuck you! it’s probably gonna be really hard for me to like this annoying bitch. i hate characters that are fucking stupid. you think that little girl manipulated you? to this day? you are a dumb bitch.

they wanna fire you because you pretended to have a girlfriend? this is a law firm. who the fuck cares?

it’s a sex party? what the fuck is wrong with peter? fire him! this is unprofessional!

i knew they were gonna be swingers. how does it feel to live my dream!

if i was there when they said nina dobrev was coming back i’d scream too.

16 months later? what the fuck? okay.

ethan, go to rehab, my man! if her presence makes it so you don’t wanna drink but the second you’re alone you wanna “reward” yourself with a drink, you might have a problem.

i felt unearned sympathy for jack this entire book because before i started i saw a minor pedophile warning and when they said he hated camp i was afraid that was why. then it did eventually come up in the story so i knew nothing happened to him and he just hated camp. when they found out he liked dollhouses i was hoping they would make that an opinion to do at the camp instead of just laugh about it. he sucks though

fuck mary valentine! i hold grudges. you should’ve spoken up sooner, hoe!

i liked the fiancé. he’s a great guy. he’s dumb but he’s sweet.

lmao i literally looked up rachel brosnahan yesterday so i immediately said jason ralph. now that is who i’m gonna imagine this guy looks like.

i knew this man was gonna be using fucking ai chatbots to talk to her. what the fuck?! dating is bleak!

i want you to be apart of my family? that sounds like a proposal, babe! don’t say that in front of a bunch of indians. shit, don’t say that in front of any group of elders.

okay, i think i see what’s gonna happen (unless it says it in the synopsis that i didn’t read) they’re gonna fake date to get him out of the arrangements and he’ll teach her bengali stuff.

naomi knowing absolutely nothing seems crazy. even i know everything dev is saying. watch a tv show or something, baby! read a book. maybe consuming indian media isn’t the norm.

the store is so quiet you could hear a condom drop? why is this book so horny?

fake dating? how did fake dating happen? we’re almost halfway through. what else could possibly even happen in this book? it makes no sense to me!

“i don’t like enemies to lovers” says the man that keeps fantasizing about fucking the woman he claims to hate.

don’t think of the hating game, baby boy! there is no way on god’s green earth that josh would ever have anything appropriate to say in this situation. he would 100% make it worse. he is not the ideal!

i love “bryan”! i need that book whore pin today!

book didn’t even start yet and they’re quoting nora ephron. i know what’s up.

will this be like you’ve got mail? i didn’t read a synopsis or anything but that’s what i’m expecting.

also i’m reading too much. i just finished a book like 20 minutes ago.

he said “oh no, she’s hot”

i just looked at the cover and realized that it looks like rachel brosnahan and chris pine. i would watch that movie.

i hate to is school. they put so much on these damn kids. do your fucking job! stop passing off your work to kids.

it is a truth or dare game. the stakes couldn’t be lower and i am having a panic attack.

why are you throwing a party? i am stressed! the stakes are so low and yet i am being driven insane by the possibilities.

his smiles really do feel like miracles? okay, bitch.

i love when a book decides to piss me off damn near immediately. this is about her no longer being a fucking pushover right? otherwise i will have to just die instead of read this.

rhys, baby, please, ask someone, anyone, a fucking question! ask for a fucking opinion before you start doing shit!