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the compulsory heteronormative urge to try to find a man interesting. thank god i stopped doing that. this is painful.

a doctor got her a motorcycle? crazy. i’m used to doctors calling them donorcycles.

crow’s feet? you are 38. do white women have crow’s feet at 38? that is so young.

i really don’t want them to have sex. why am i reading this?

his mom wanted to be a singer too! they really sprinkled that shit in!

his mom is nicollett? his mom? his mom was adopted?

i’m fucking crying! this book is so fucking good.

her niece?! this is a fucking good book! i didn’t know how old jodie was supposed to be.

this book is so good. i forgot about the cult. they literally mentioned it in the beginning but every time they brought up the dr. atwood shit i was like “i don’t know laura, this sounds like a cult.”

me weeping “where are you going to live?!”

i pick georgia.

do they think head is not sex? you’re constantly having sex at this point. what do you think is gonna happen in a week? does he think he’ll be less heartbroken if he never penetrates her?

emily really loves to create relationships where they live completely different lives or in different cities and goes “here, have anxiety about this for 20 more chapters.” even though i know it works out in all the previous stories.

just realized that she must be margaret’s sister. if it is i’m an idiot, and if it’s not then i’m also still an idiot. alice is trying to figure out who she is. it’s probably not her lover. it’s gotta be her sister.

this scene is so similar to the one in book lovers. run in to each other at a bar, hang out, walk her home, almost have sex. it’s not too crazy but it’s funny how similar these scenes are.

gia is unprofessional as hell.

blair is supposed to be black? i was picturing sarah michelle gellar this whole time. it was sarah and eliza dushku in my head. i’ll think of bianca lawson instead then.

either way now it feels unrealistic because i don’t think a black actress would act like that. maybe a bit shady or annoyed. this is a bit much. this is after the job is done attitude.

fake dating? again! how many times have i said this in just this month? at least 6 times.

bitch, 13? i was thinking it would be 16 or 17 or something. get over it! you’re 31! do your job!

iris kelly’s book? okay, shared universe!

yes! i knew they would bring up elizabeth bennet again!

this fucking book better not la la land me! that’s why they didn’t win that damn oscar.

i feel dumb as hell. she mentioned elizabeth bennet and i realized she would be elizabeth bennet if she married wes.


i wondered why they chose they 1 t bennet spelling.

uh oh. clark and sarah, that’s definitely gonna happen. or maybe i’m crazy.

how old is he? he keeps calling them kids but he should be relatively close in age to liz but they also said sarah isn’t 18 yet.

ashley? girl you are an idiot if you believed that.

okay, so not a misunderstanding. she’s just gonna lie. fun.

clark is such an adorable idiot. i love him.

i feel a misunderstanding coming on.

these short stories are so inconsistent. thanks, stu? in 0.5 his dad’s name was larry.

i will not fall for boys bullying you because they like you propaganda!

blonde?! stop fucking with my vision, lynn. i’m gonna picture him however i want!

this is so similar to betting on you. fake dating, scene where a guy tells a girl what to wear, guy helping a drunk girl at a party, an imminent friendship breakup that i feel coming.

fake dating again?! i fucking knew it. i literally felt it coming in my bones before it happened.

i’m imagining michael young as an asian guy. they haven’t described what he looks like so i’m right. 🤷🏾‍♀️

like nick young from crazy rich asians, southern accent like bo from sinners. this boy is cute!