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how am i gonna read a book about this bitch? she’s very annoying to me. i didn’t realize how connected this was to seven days of june otherwise i would’ve read it first.

you called her an acquaintance! that’s your sister? you’re a maniac!

based on vibe, i’ve chosen cleo. i’m imagining that beautiful girl from heartstopper.

as a parentified child myself they are pissing me the hell off. would it be nice if audre could watch the baby? yeah, sure. is it her job or a responsibility? hell no! especially since she didn’t agree beforehand to do it.

she was out being a kid. she shouldn’t have to stop what she’s doing to watch your baby. madness.

downsides to audiobooks. i had to hear this damn cringy rap. it’s done irreparable damage.

oh her mama is an author. that makes more sense.

audre zora maya toni? your mama was on one when she named you. she said no matter what you’re gonna be a black author.

i know that it’s not about trans people but i thought it was when i first saw the cover. it very much resembles the trans flag. i will start it and see who i decide is trans based on absolutely nothing but vibes.

maybe it’s because me and naomi are both on our first day of our periods together but i wanna cry so much. how they feel about each other is making me feel so sad.

please call her debaroni to her face! i am begging you! 🙏🏾

allie felt like punching both of them? she’s ridiculous. they’re just happy their son is dating.

okay, they’re making it so obvious that will and liam are the same person that my brain is seeing it as trick instead. like now it’s gonna be like surprise they’re not the same person they’re just incredibly similar men with basically the same life. it’s a romance, not a mystery. i need to calm down!

i should’ve caught that will is martin’s son sooner. his son is called liam so it’s pretty clear.

i don’t think i care.

oh no. she’s dumb! she’s an idiot! you think she’s your girlfriend!?

this is the first time i’ve seen queer women do the safe sex talk. i don’t know why books do them in exactly the same way every time.

i don’t like that they have the same age gap i have with my parents. i mean they were teen parents so it’s not that bad but it’s very yucky to imagine a man my dad’s age with a woman my age. i think the problem is that they are our exact ages so it’s too real for me. if they were like 36 and 55 maybe my brain wouldn’t notice as much.

this is not enemies to lovers at all. they haven’t had a single scene to not like each other yet. did i make that up?

“did you fuck him on my birthday?”
😬 she fucked him at your birthday party
this is so messy!

i’m so sick of every book needing to have characters specify right before fucking raw that it is perfectly safe for them to do so. just be reckless! i don’t need to hear that you’ve just been tested and you’re on birth control. you should have this conversation before you even get to the stage where you are having sex.

okay, hold on. i haven’t read the hoops series yet but when a book just starts mentioning 10 fucking names of irrelevant people then i know they had to be from previous books. because he really could’ve said “my wife is downstairs with her brother and sister in law” but instead they said every goddamn name.

this is messy as hell. that better not fuck with hen’s career.

how does this book have me crying already? i would do the same thing aunt geneva is doing. it’s sad to think it’s a possibility in my future since dementia runs in my family. it’s so far off but i mentally prepare for it.

i should look shit up. they said israel and i had to look up the authors. 😬 this my last one and i hated it.

*tony statovci voice* i’ll always hate you, bitch! always. always!

kat self reflecting is just pissing me off because you should’ve always known that you dumbass.

he leaked it? hell yeah! fuck him again baby!

i fucking knew it. obviously he’s junior rooney. i’m not impressed that i figured it out. i thought he was the brother since his first scene.

blake, baby you’ve never been a bitch. you’ve never done anything wrong in your whole life and i love you.

kat, they can never make me like you, bitch!

i took several minutes to go back and find out what the brother’s name was only to find out that it was “junior rooney”. yeah, noah is junior rooney.

who is noah? i am feeling conspiratorial. mostly because i can’t remember what the name of the brother was. i could just go back.