dani > Recent Status Updates

i’m not homophobic but… then they say the most homophobic shit you never heard in your damn life.

i gotta leave my house? you can be mad but you’re not gonna tell me to leave my house.

yes, box braids. the only hairstyle black women can have (i haven’t had box braids in like 10 years)

that was 100% about joshua jackson and i literally said the same thing the other day.

a millionaire flying you out to another city? yeah, i don’t care how nice he is. he’s gonna want you pop some pussy.

i am rolling my eyes. i do not care about integrity!

i MakE miLliOnS tO gIVe tO cHaRIty 🙄😑

okay whatever. who fucking cares!

bitch! if you don’t pay off your student loans i will fucking scream! what makes you less deserving of unearned money than those fucking billionaires flying on private jets. fuck integrity, be debt free!

i just started chanting “YES! YES! YES! YES!”

please ask that man to pay off your student loans!

i was literally talking to my sister about 50 shades the other day and we both agree if we met a billionaire we’re asking them to pay off our debt.

the plot just starts immediately. no prep, no lube, she just shoves it right in. give me some character backstory, give me some setup. what the fuck could possibly happen next in this story?

they drove 8 hours and then they’re gonna drive 8 more hours to go right back and then they’re gonna 8 more hours back home again? yeah, nah, i’ll see you when i see you baby.

dammit, i like this book! i can’t believe it.

why did i get excited at the prospect of a tv adaptation of this fake fucking book? i’m getting too invested.

i’m growing to like this book. i’m even getting into the stupid lore.

by getting into, i mean, i can hear it now instead of ignoring it. i still care about the fake book.

oh my gosh! scott’s a weirdo. he’s a little freak.

she is talking far too much about this damn imaginary book. it’s going in one ear and out the other. she’s dropping so much lore i questioned if this was a book series by the authors.

maybe this was more like catch and release (not really though) than while you were sleeping (a movie i have never seen). maybe i should stop trying to find a similar movie.

faking dating a dead man. let’s go!

* so this is more of a “while you were sleeping” vibe than “four weddings and a funeral”. it’s always so weird when book titles reference one thing but is an homage to something different.

when he asked what a quirky fruit was i also immediately said kumquat. i’m glad we’re on the same page.

hump day treat 🤤??

i think i hate rich. i’m glad you’re divorced.

this book is good as hell. i’m glad i decided to stop reading it when i was in a bad mood.

this book feels better now that i’m not depressed anymore. i needed to read something happier first.

nothing has even happened yet and it’s just depressing to me.

when audre told this story in her book she made her mom sound unreasonable. why in the goddamn hell is there a 16 year old boy in my house with a bunch of 12 year old girls? get the fuck outta here!

i’ve been avoiding reading this because i like being happy.

i don’t think this woman has ever even heard of a computer. if she wrote this on a typewriter, i wouldn’t be surprised.

i have no idea what daniel and samiah like about each other. they’re both just attractive people in the same location. this book is lucky i like hearing about people doing their job or i would stop reading.

i’ve had this in my tbr for 5 years and i had no idea what the fucking plot was at all. what is going on? i even read the synopsis this time.

i was really hoping their father wouldn’t be a fucking disappointment but i expected it at the same time.

male characters are always really hung up on the idea of the girl being “my best friend’s little sister” as if she is his possession. in a woman’s pov she never even brings it up more than once and it’s usually just to define who this man is in the first couple of chapters.