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I ask myself as I put the book down for the night, does the road stuff make more sense if you know the British M whatever system of roads?

“Anthony Crowley” I hate it.

A little apprehensive on the seance but when the old lady got put in her place it was funny.

Dammit. I really wanted to be Embarrassing Personal Problems one of the four bikers of the apocalypse.

I love these jabs at both sides. These two really are saying no one is more right or wrong than the other. Well except maybe the humans. We’re all wrong. “Gosh,” he said, “am I on television?”

“…the fact was, there were no bitches in Hell either.” What? No bitches???

I was wondering why there wasn’t a fire after the candle tipped. Welp, just an excuse to show off the immortality.

And also I love how the humans are outdoing the “Downstairs” in evil things.

Of course “upstairs” is more focused on winning than not having to compete at all. The good thing to do would be avoid conflict not win it.

The romance of the witch and the witch hunter is a little… overdone and dry. But what can you say.

Huh…being the antichrist means you’re good at video games. Interesting.

“…of the thirty-nine thousand women tested with the pin during the centuries of witch hunting, twenty-nine thousand said “ouch,” nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine didn’t feel anything…and one witch declared that it had miraculously cleared up the arthritis in her leg.
Her name was Agnes Nutter.”

It took my husband explaining it to me but I finally figured out they weren’t just demons they were the four horsemen of the apocalypse…. I have no defense for myself.

Of course good and evil’s secret teams are the same person(s). That’s it. That’s the joke.

Can mold grow from hot chocolate in less than 48 hours? (New science fair project. After ‘How many hairs up there!?’)

If the world doesn’t end at the end of this book I hope that man did get to raise his chickens in peace.

CHOW(tm) and SNACKs(tm) and MEALs(tm) are such funny ideas that it hit me like a freight train when Elvis arrived.

Generally the alarms go off at a nuclear power plant when it is overreacting. Is there anything in the handbook for when it’s missing?

Occultist =/= Optometrist

The British Inquisition??? Well I guess he is the Antichrist. But I will say Brian sounds a little more like a Pittsburgher than a lad from the UK.

Audio book read through podcast “Let’s Talk About Myths Baby!” Halfway through the Iliad.

Mad respect for the people who allow a package to be delivered during a conflict. I also knew this couple on vacation was gonna say something out of pocket.

The humor in the last entry of the book being a review left by one of the authors in his autographed prophecies referring to the book as reminiscent of another author in his collection at their best.

“Ducks!” he shouted.
“What?”
“That’s what water sides off of!”
I see Terry and Neil were Jinkx fans too.

Oh. Shifting again. They’re shootings each other with bullets. Keeping me on my toes with this one. Also I am picturing Martin Sheen and David Tennant in my head.

Oh yeah. This is a comedy. Most books about the apocalypse I read are about the dystopia.

88 - it is said that the Devil has all the best tunes. This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers.

72 - our pair have been watching over Warlock and something isn’t adding up. But a puppy for his 11th birthday will be the best of gifts. I wonder what happened to the real destroyer of worlds or whatever he was called.

Spoilers sweetie:




CONRAD WINS!!!!! They want to extend an offer to the whole team, not just Conrad. Also we love a bossy bottom.

The Cliff hanger here. Oh my goodness. Everything was going so well. Patton had found out. They were winning their qualifiers. But… something has to go wrong.