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seriously, reading this feels like a chore. it has put me into a reading slump. *sighs*

sharks in the sky? gills who? hahaha

"From men, I learned to praise the thickness of walls.
From women,
I learned to praise."

damn, Ocean! Your name lives up to it's meaning. You're fucking deep, dude.

"Will you do something for me? Wish me luck."

awwww.

"Why are you tough guys obsessed with prepubescent girls anyway?"

the context is not what you think when you first read it, but it's a double-edged sword. sooooooo.

oh, my god—that fat giant. HAHAHAHAHAHA

did i just witness a weird-ass sci-fi sex scene?????

the writing is a lot better than Sour Candy.

I didn't expect that there are A LOT of romantic subplots in here. There's this dysfunctional 'love triangle' lol. Don't get me wrong--I gobble romance novels but ironically, I don't enjoy forced romance in a book that's not supposed to be a romance. lol

i don't like the romantic subplot of this book. not because it's terribly written but because i am a bitter bitch. i mean. i was also depressed and suicidal in high school but THERE WAS NO FUCKING HOT BOY AROUND TO ASK ME TO EAT WITH HIM. FUCKING HELL!

Sapphic feels.

Ewww the cheating.

I cannot stand these ridiculous names. Merit, Honor, Utah--arghhh come on!

I am now guessing the twist. This is fun so far.

the first sex scene was funny yet, I dunno, heartwarming??? hahaha

It's still a mystery to me why names such as Garrett, Knox, and Baron are 'bad boys' while Alex, Henry, Nick, and Josh are 'good boys'. hahaha

I stan Garrett and Hannah because they love Breaking Bad lol

this is less weird than the first two books, but the art is so goooood!

banters are entertaining BUT there are so many red flags in here.

well, it's NA. I should've expected.

Why didn't they hire a male voice actor for Garrett's POV? arrgghhh!

doctor's appointment.

I hope this one would tug me back to paranormal romance after I've been traumatized by the fiasco of Twilight.

Not book related or anything but

Stream #OhSanta Remix by Mariah Carey, Ariana Grande, and Jennifer Hudson! I'm so happy for Ariana, she's the ultimate FAN GIRL. Mariah has never sung in whistle before. Only with Ari! My gosh!!

Stream #OhSanta hahaha

i don't know about you but uhm, they sound the same???

liking the story so far, though.