Allison

“This is my room,” he points out, affronted. “And that’s my wife.”

“So you keep telling everyone,” the Bomb says. “But I am going to take out her stitches, and I don’t think you want to watch that.”

“Oh, I don’t know,” I say. “Maybe he’d like to hear me scream.”

“I would,” Cardan says, standing. “And perhaps one day I will.”
― Holly Black, The Queen of Nothing

“A skilled calligrapher named OfficeMax,” Julian muttered, but Emma didn’t smile at him.”
― Cassandra Clare, Queen of Air and Darkness

“Says the dude who carries around a big fuck-off sword.”
― L.L. McKinney, A Blade So Black

“I knew you’d make a champion wife, love!’
‘On the contrary! My husband will live under the cat’s foot.’
‘I’m very partial to cats,’ offered the Major hopefully.”
― Georgette Heyer, The Unknown Ajax