Breen

“mood, and I said, “Hi!” to a villager. He fainted. I think it was my breath. Mom always tells me not to brush my teeth. But today I forgot and did anyway.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“little brother started bothering me again. He’s such a little ankle biter! No, really. He likes to bite my ankles and run away… Really fast!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“sometimes. It’s always, “Do this,” and “Scare that.” Some days I wish I were human so I wouldn’t have to get up at night and go scaring. I’m sure human parents aren’t like this. And I’m sure human parents aren’t always telling their kids what to do. Human parents are probably really nice and let their kids stay up all day and do whatever they”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“Uuuuurrrgghhhh!!!” “Honey, it’s time to get up!” “Uuuurrrgghhhaacckkhuhh?” “Honey, it’s night time already, you need to get up!” “Aww Mom, do I have to?” “Yes, you do. Those villagers aren’t going to scare themselves.” “Uuuurrgghhhhh!!!” “Don’t Uuuuurrrgghhh Me. You get up, and get ready this instant!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare