A Scare of a Dare Quotes

“little brother started bothering me again. He’s such a little ankle biter! No, really. He likes to bite my ankles and run away… Really fast!”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“When I asked Piggy where he was from, he told me something about his dad being struck by lightning or something like that. Piggy is always making stuff up.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“I know what you’re thinking. But we don’t eat villagers. But when we scare them, they sometimes drop really yummy food. One time, I scared a villager and she dropped a cake! That was the best day ever.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“catch him. Mom says I used to do the same thing when I was his age. I guess they don’t feed us enough when we’re kids. My Mom said I had to get ready for dinner. I asked her, “What’s for dinner tonight?” “Rotten meatloaf.” “Can’t we go out to eat?” I asked her. “There are no villagers out”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“mood, and I said, “Hi!” to a villager. He fainted. I think it was my breath. Mom always tells me not to brush my teeth. But today I forgot and did anyway.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“have to go out and scare some villagers again. Most of the time it’s boring, but sometimes it can be fun. One time, I crept up behind a villager and put my arms out like this, and said, “Uurrrgghhh!!!” It really scared him. Actually, he was so scared he ran away and dropped his sword. I took it as a souvenir. I have it hanging up on my wall.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“best friend Skelee can’t go out during the day, either. His parents are really strict. Skelee’s parents won’t even let him have a dog. He said his uncle got a dog once, but it buried his grandmother in the back yard. And they never found her. Bummer…”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“sometimes. It’s always, “Do this,” and “Scare that.” Some days I wish I were human so I wouldn’t have to get up at night and go scaring. I’m sure human parents aren’t like this. And I’m sure human parents aren’t always telling their kids what to do. Human parents are probably really nice and let their kids stay up all day and do whatever they”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“Uuuuurrrgghhhh!!!” “Honey, it’s time to get up!” “Uuuurrrgghhhaacckkhuhh?” “Honey, it’s night time already, you need to get up!” “Aww Mom, do I have to?” “Yes, you do. Those villagers aren’t going to scare themselves.” “Uuuurrgghhhhh!!!” “Don’t Uuuuurrrgghhh Me. You get up, and get ready this instant!”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“Skelee’s Dad took him to the forest biome. Afterwards, he said he wasn’t expecting there to be so many wolves.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“like that I’ll start acting more human.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“tonsils”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“Steve punching a tree. He’s weird sometimes”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“They sent everyone home because some kid at school caught the ‘White Hand’ disease.” “Do they know who it was?” I asked. “Nope.” “What’s wrong with you, anyway?” Skelee asked. “Just a cold,” I said, as I slowly covered my hands.
Saturday After my miraculous one day recovery, Dad decided to take me on a camping trip.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“I’m about to take a bath!” I said. “What in tarnation would you do that for?” So, I told him the whole story. As weird as it was, I could tell he knew from first-hand experience what I was going through. I guess all Zombies have to go through this stuff”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“tomorrow.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“How do you kiss, since you don’t have lips?” Steve asked.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“Creepy got nervous and started shaking again. Ms. Bones decided to send him home with a note. The village was actually quite peaceful. There were no villagers out so I practiced scaring some sheep. Didn’t work very well.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“Sally Cadaver is no longer “technically” my girlfriend. Now she “is” my girlfriend.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“After school, Jeff had his uncle take us to where they saw the Iron Golem before.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“Creepy was nervous of catching what I had, so he started shaking again.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“As weird as it was, I could tell he knew from first-hand experience what I was going through.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“Today Steve asked me how you can tell a girl Zombie from a boy Zombie.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“Mom says the witch probably looked better when she was younger. So me and the guys decided to look up her year book picture in the school library… Nope, she’s always been ugly. I”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“he hops on his chicken,”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“And I’m sure human parents aren’t always telling their kids what to do.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“My Mom even gave me some bug spray so that the Swamp bugs would lay eggs on me on my trip.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“Iron Golem”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“Today I washed the other hand and told my Mom and Dad that the rash had spread.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare

“Usually a missing limb would do the trick, but I think my Mom and Dad were on to me.”
― Zack Zombie, A Scare of a Dare