Julia

“For all the girls with curves... May you love them, may you rock them, and may you find the lucky bastard that appreciates them.”
― Alexa Riley, PS... You’re Mine

“Were you feeling all right?"
"No, not at all."
"Bellyache?"
"Yeah, a two-month bellyache called Vivian-itis. Symptoms include desperate longing and inability to do anything but feel like a douchebag. Patient can't do shit on the field but stand there like an ass, wondering what the fuck he's doing with his life. It's chronic. No known cure.”
― C.D. Reiss, HardBall

“This is what he does to me. Open up the windows of my soul and push me out. Fly, dammit, fly!”
― Leylah Attar, 53 Letters for My Lover

“Generally with women, I have the finesse and mental fortitude of a rhinoceros charging through a watering hole.”
― Kendall Ryan, Screwed