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All I Want for Christmas is a Hitman (Holiday with a Hitman #3)

by Katie Reus (Goodreads Author)

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“Sex is like a gas station. Sometimes you get full service, others you have to ask for service. And sometimes you have to be happy with self-service. -Fact”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bad Apple

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“Let me check my give a shit meter. Nope, nothing. The fucker must be broken.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bang Switch

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“Part of a parent’s job, making sure their kids are provided for and well taken care of. Nowhere in the handbooks, though, does it say I have to be nice while doing it,” he informed me.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Vodka on the Rocks

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“When a woman says “What,” it’s not because she didn’t hear you, it’s because she’s giving you a chance to amend your answer.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Texas Tornado

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“Do you want to know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Kill Shot

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