Bad Apple Quotes

“I’m always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire. -T-shirt”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bad Apple

“If you have to force it, leave it. Friendships. Yoga poses. Relationships. Food. A fart. No matter what, that shit ain’t worth it. -Note to Self Kitt”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bad Apple

“Sex is like a gas station. Sometimes you get full service, others you have to ask for service. And sometimes you have to be happy with self-service. -Fact”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bad Apple

“I’m trying to cut down on my fucking swearing. Let’s fucking see how the fuck that fucking goes. Fuck. -Text from Kitt to Ridley Apple”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bad Apple

“Nobody is born a warrior. Exactly the same way that nobody is born a bitch. Sometimes life just happens, and bitches have to adapt. -Words”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bad Apple

“Adulthood is like looking both ways to cross a street only to get hit by a falling object. Unpredictable and headache inducing." - fact of life.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bad Apple

“I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my comforter up last night. If that doesn't accurately sum up my day, I don't know what does." - Apple to Ridley”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bad Apple

“I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell. -Kitt to Ridley Kitt”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bad Apple

“We go together like fuck and you. -Kitt”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bad Apple

“Over good food and lots of laughs, I fell deeply in love with Apple Drew.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bad Apple