Bang Switch Quotes

“If all else fails, take a pointer from your dog. Kick some grass over that shit and move on.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bang Switch

“I hate it when I eat my last bite, not realizing it’s the last bite, then immediately get sad because I wasn’t able to mentally prepare.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bang Switch

“If my dog doesn’t like you, I don’t like you. -T-shirt”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bang Switch

“Beards. It’s Kevlar…for your face,” Nico jeered, throwing his head back and laughing his fool head off.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bang Switch

“Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out. -Memphis to her dad”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bang Switch

“Let me check my give a shit meter. Nope, nothing. The fucker must be broken.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bang Switch

“His favorite saying, when I was growing up, had been: Try it. If you fall, just get the fuck back up.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bang Switch

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but hollow points expand on impact. -T-shirt”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bang Switch

“If my dog doesn’t like you, I don’t like you.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bang Switch

“A lot of people didn’t like cops just on general principle. They had no problem calling us when they were in need of our services, though. Even the ones that had a problem with our authority, like”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bang Switch

“If all else fails, take a pointer from your dog. Kick some grass over that shit and move on. -E-card”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bang Switch

“My father liked it,”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Bang Switch