Vodka on the Rocks Quotes

“If you want to see bright eyed and bushy tailed in the morning, look out the window. Because I’m not a fucking squirrel.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Vodka on the Rocks

“Sometimes you can’t help but be a fucker. When everyone else you deal with is a fucker, you have to outfuck the other fuckers. -Tasha’s secret thoughts Tasha”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Vodka on the Rocks

“Part of a parent’s job, making sure their kids are provided for and well taken care of. Nowhere in the handbooks, though, does it say I have to be nice while doing it,” he informed me.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Vodka on the Rocks

“It’s hard to find a sister that’s caring, loving, sweet, generous, and a good listener. So be gentle with me, and try not to lose me. -Tasha”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Vodka on the Rocks

“If she’s honest, caring, makes you breakfast, picks up after you, does your laundry without asking, lets you play Xbox, brings you beer, and lets you touch her ass, marry her. Yesterday. -Casten’s delusional thoughts Tasha”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Vodka on the Rocks