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jonathan, i need your help! (Everyone's Captions), Not Visiting Belgium
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Phil
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Sep 29, 2011 06:46PM
Is that not how to spell declayuh?
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Cynthia wrote: "Gregor was starting to think fondly of the days he'd spent as a cockroach."He kept a memento of that era in his life.
Jeff Jacobs of Blackthorn Tattoos, Salem, Or.
Phil wrote: ""I just don't get it. I didn't like it when this woman gave me head, and this hand job isn't much better. Perhaps it's more fun when I finally get some ass.""Bwahahahahahahaha!
Phil wrote: "Is that not how to spell declayuh?":/
I do give you points for trying, though. Additionally, it was amusing. All, in all, decently done.
::clapping her gloved hands, up high, near her face, and very delicately so as not to seem uncouth::
#1181 -- The last person to leave Las Vegas didn't just turn out the lights, they sold the sign!
The fabulous Ratemyink. He may be Russian, but you'll have to visit him online if you want to be sure.
Hmmm. The hotlink isn't working anymore. Originally it was an image of a man's arm with an elaborate roach tattoo from Ratemyink.com, but now it's just producing the default image of the Vegas sign. Ah well. It was an interesting tattoo. (Maybe not right for me, personally, but still interesting.)
Here. This is a different image on a similar theme, but from a more stable site. Hope this works...[image error]
Anon. tattoo artist
Lisbeth couldn't help but jump every time she saw her new ink. It was, however, a far cry better than the one she'd given that Bjurman asshole.
Phil wrote: "Bjurman..."Their meeting began with a business-like tone but quickly deteriorated into something quite different.
Edgar Degas
#1189 Little known fact: the original script of Secretary was a costume drama. Early storyboards convinced the director and writer to update the piece and cast Maggie Gylenhaal and James Spader
Barb wrote: "#1189: Wilamina looked at the flashing light in the bookcase..."
It wasn't just flashing. It was...strange.
Dan Flavin
#1192 Jay knew he shouldn't have done that last shot of Jagermeister before heading home.
Yep, everything is a little off kilter and glowing green.
Actually, the Jager just made his stomach a little queasy. The slant and the green glow are perfectly normal for his part of the post-nuclear wasteland.
Hmmm. A glowing mold, bars limiting freedom; I think I've seen this before. Ah, yes! The inside of a Utah politician's brain!
Phil wrote: "Hmmm. A glowing mold, bars limiting freedom; I think I've seen this before. Ah, yes! The inside of a Utah politician's brain!"It does look awfully vacant.
Phil wrote: "...bars limiting freedom."
Vincent van Gogh
The Koch brothers made sure to send their serfs out daily for a rousing round of "Ring Around the Rosie." Occasionally, as today, they themselves would oversee the ritual and congratulate themselves on being the source of joy so evident on the men's faces.
The prison warden liked to experiment on his prisoners. Musical chairs without chairs failed and was thus not played on his daughters birthday party. Hair bleach on the other hand was a huge succes and was soon applied to his own locks.
#1198 In Soviet Russia, you never played Follow the Leader. You played Leader Follows You.
Sarah Pi wrote: "#1198 In Soviet Russia, you never played Follow the Leader. You played Leader Follows You."LIKE!
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Roger Brown
Sometimes Beatle (death)mania went just a little too far.
Designed by Peter Blake and Jann Haworth, photographed by Michael Cooper
#1205 Few know that Michael Cooper was actually a replacement for the original photographer, Arthur Smithwick. Smithwick quit after the 178th take, shouting "Enough with the bunny ears! It was only funny the first time!"
Sarah Pi wrote: "Enough with the bunny ears! It was only funny the first time!"
Jeff Koons
The handlers counted to three, then all simultaneously released their ropes. The balloon floated off and, according to news reports, kept on going, and going, and going...
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Nick Hornby
Undeniable proof that British planes are made to the same exacting standards as British cars.
British Airways flew in the air.British Airways dropped their spare.
All the engineers and all the mechanics
Didn't even give it a care.
And so begins the premiere episode of "Lost: Now with an Accent"
Phil wrote: "Undeniable proof that British planes are made to the same exacting standards as British cars."Better to buy American?
Tom Wesselmann
Bonnie and Clyde had a laugh as they considered their situation. Here they were, two hoods with eight cylinders under the hood driving past Mt. Hood. Hoo-boy, what a crack-up. Until the police arrived. But for now, nothing but smiles.
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Andrew Bush
#1215 Lucille was hopeful that if she kept her hands at 10 and 2 and drove exactly at the speed limit, the police would let her past the blockade without opening her trunk and she would be able to dump Herman's body in the lake.
When the law caught up to her, the punishment was swift and irrevocable.
Anon. hand-colored engraving, 1793
#1217 Jacques followed the crowd to the town square, thinking that he had joined into a flash mob interpretation of Marat/Sade. It wasn't until they arrived that he realized his mistake and the words "general copulation" died on his lips...along with the rest of his head.
#1217 At night Rush Limbaugh dreams of Occupy Wall Street.
#1217 PBS's attempt at an edgy new reality show got a little too real.
No one could explain the popularity of the new attraction at the fair, as the line to be beheaded stretched beyond the length of even that at the ferris wheel. Next year, organizers swore, they would raise the price.
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Martin Parr
To be in the club, you first had to prove you didn't dye and your roots were pure. The second test was the carpet matching the curtains.
The home-decor test seemed a bit arbitrary, but color-coordination of dress and shoes was considered far more important anyway.
Alex Katz
#1224 Monica had thought that Clones R Us was a novel idea for a store, but when all five of her clones showed up at the cocktail party wearing the same dress as her, she realized her mistake.Monicb had thought that Clones R Us was a novel idea for a store, but when all five of her clones showed up at the cocktail party wearing the same dress as her, she realized her mistake.
Monicc had thought that Clones R Us was a novel idea for a store, but when all five of her clones showed up at the cocktail party wearing the same dress as her, she realized her mistake.
Monicd had thought that Clones R Us was a novel idea for a store, but when all five of her clones showed up at the cocktail party wearing the same dress as her, she realized her mistake.
Monice had thought that Clones R Us was a novel idea for a store, but when all five of her clones showed up at the cocktail party wearing the same dress as her, she realized her mistake.
Monicf had thought that Clones R Us was a novel idea for a store, but when all five of her clones showed up at the cocktail party wearing the same dress as her, she realized her mistake.
Brad couldn't believe his luck: sextuplets! And at least one of them looked like she was into him!
Monica a, b, c, d, e, and f...Very clever, Sarah!
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Mark Ryden
Jesus Christ! This guy gets more chicks than Hefner!
He's gathering them for a purpose. 
Henry Darger
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