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The Cannibals of Candyland (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.76 — 1,696 ratings — published 2009
The Haunted Vagina (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.13 — 4,489 ratings — published 2006
Apeshit (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.62 — 1,728 ratings — published 2008
Zombies and Shit (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.14 — 863 ratings — published 2010
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 1,458 ratings — published 2016
Village of the Mermaids (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.90 — 562 ratings — published 2013
Satan Burger (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.56 — 2,030 ratings — published 2001
The Menstruating Mall (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.65 — 875 ratings — published 2005
John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1)
by (shelved 8 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.86 — 85,450 ratings — published 2007
Stacking Doll (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.21 — 1,061 ratings — published 2018
Sweet Story (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 535 ratings — published 2014
The Egg Man (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.12 — 264 ratings — published 2008
Razor Wire Pubic Hair (Paperback)
by (shelved 7 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.32 — 686 ratings — published 2003
The Big Meat (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.87 — 491 ratings — published
Quicksand House (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.31 — 1,955 ratings — published 2013
Clusterfuck (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 386 ratings — published 2013
Cuddly Holocaust (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.13 — 462 ratings — published 2013
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.07 — 520 ratings — published 2011
Sausagey Santa (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.76 — 442 ratings — published 2006
Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere: Three Novels (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.32 — 772 ratings — published 2008
Piecemeal June (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.62 — 302 ratings — published 2008
Christmas on Crack (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.48 — 201 ratings — published 2010
Angel Dust Apocalypse (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.99 — 1,164 ratings — published 2005
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.50 — 1,044 ratings — published 2004
Spider Bunny (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.90 — 419 ratings — published 2017
The Terrible Thing That Happens (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.11 — 352 ratings — published 2016
As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.24 — 236 ratings — published 2015
Die You Doughnut Bastards (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.92 — 144 ratings — published 2012
Ass Goblins of Auschwitz (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.10 — 837 ratings — published 2009
The Ultra Fuckers (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.85 — 319 ratings — published 2008
Tumor Fruit (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.17 — 179 ratings — published 2012
The Handsome Squirm (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.01 — 233 ratings — published 2012
Fantastic Orgy (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.88 — 432 ratings — published 2011
Shatner Quake (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.49 — 736 ratings — published 2009
Exercise Bike (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.74 — 1,072 ratings — published
Skullcrack City (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.03 — 1,870 ratings — published 2015
The Tick People (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.03 — 180 ratings — published 2014
Pus Junkies (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.14 — 213 ratings — published 2014
Sea of the Patchwork Cats (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.76 — 237 ratings — published 2006
Motherfucking Sharks (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.58 — 485 ratings — published 2013
Kill Ball (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.88 — 208 ratings — published 2012
Ugly Heaven (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.32 — 119 ratings — published 2012
Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 164 ratings — published 2011
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.02 — 513 ratings — published 2009
Adolf in Wonderland (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.42 — 422 ratings — published 2007
Punk Land (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.03 — 331 ratings — published 2005
Starfish Girl (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.81 — 144 ratings — published 2010
Armadillo Fists (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.89 — 186 ratings — published 2011
The Morbidly Obese Ninja (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.67 — 439 ratings — published 2011
“Three days ago, I was fired from my job teaching at a college because one of my students
bet me that you don’t cum when you get a prostate exam and it took me seven minutes
to prove that dumb fucking kid wrong. It was hard to touch my own prostate, but
ultimately, I was correct. I came onto the floor and onto the person in the desk up front.
I said, “Kids, that is what is known as ‘empirical evidence’.”
― Dragons With Cancer
bet me that you don’t cum when you get a prostate exam and it took me seven minutes
to prove that dumb fucking kid wrong. It was hard to touch my own prostate, but
ultimately, I was correct. I came onto the floor and onto the person in the desk up front.
I said, “Kids, that is what is known as ‘empirical evidence’.”
― Dragons With Cancer
“So what do you do?' she asked. 'I sneak around at night, well, usually at night, and gather coins out of fountains', I said slowly, watching her face for judgement. She burst into laughter. 'Like spare change? You collect people's wishes? And you spend them on yourself?' 'They're not wishes' I said. 'They lose their symbolism once they hit corporate water. At that time they either become extra income for people who don't need it, or they can help me get along in the world.”
― The Egg Said Nothing
― The Egg Said Nothing
