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The Cannibals of Candyland (Paperback)
by (shelved 18 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.77 — 1,641 ratings — published 2009
The Haunted Vagina (Paperback)
by (shelved 14 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.13 — 4,428 ratings — published 2006
Apeshit (Paperback)
by (shelved 14 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.62 — 1,704 ratings — published 2008
Zombies and Shit (Paperback)
by (shelved 10 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.15 — 850 ratings — published 2010
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes (Paperback)
by (shelved 9 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.99 — 1,402 ratings — published 2016
Village of the Mermaids (Paperback)
by (shelved 9 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.90 — 553 ratings — published 2013
Satan Burger (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.57 — 2,017 ratings — published 2001
The Menstruating Mall (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.64 — 865 ratings — published 2005
John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1)
by (shelved 8 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.87 — 83,503 ratings — published 2007
Stacking Doll (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.22 — 1,017 ratings — published 2018
Sweet Story (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 522 ratings — published 2014
The Egg Man (Paperback)
by (shelved 7 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.11 — 260 ratings — published 2008
Razor Wire Pubic Hair (Paperback)
by (shelved 7 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.32 — 677 ratings — published 2003
The Big Meat (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.88 — 467 ratings — published
Quicksand House (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.31 — 1,886 ratings — published 2013
Clusterfuck (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.06 — 378 ratings — published 2013
Cuddly Holocaust (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.15 — 453 ratings — published 2013
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.08 — 508 ratings — published 2011
Sausagey Santa (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.77 — 436 ratings — published 2006
Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere: Three Novels (Paperback)
by (shelved 6 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.32 — 769 ratings — published 2008
Piecemeal June (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.62 — 302 ratings — published 2008
Christmas on Crack (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.48 — 200 ratings — published 2010
Angel Dust Apocalypse (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 1,161 ratings — published 2005
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.51 — 1,037 ratings — published 2004
Spider Bunny (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.90 — 405 ratings — published 2017
The Terrible Thing That Happens (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.10 — 347 ratings — published 2016
As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.24 — 225 ratings — published 2015
Die You Doughnut Bastards (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.92 — 143 ratings — published 2012
Ass Goblins of Auschwitz (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.11 — 833 ratings — published 2009
The Ultra Fuckers (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.86 — 318 ratings — published 2008
Tumor Fruit (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.16 — 173 ratings — published 2012
The Handsome Squirm (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.03 — 228 ratings — published 2012
Fantastic Orgy (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.88 — 420 ratings — published 2011
Shatner Quake (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.49 — 738 ratings — published 2009
Skullcrack City (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.03 — 1,846 ratings — published 2015
The Tick People (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.03 — 179 ratings — published 2014
Pus Junkies (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.10 — 194 ratings — published 2014
Sea of the Patchwork Cats (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.76 — 237 ratings — published 2006
Motherfucking Sharks (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.61 — 466 ratings — published 2013
Kill Ball (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.89 — 207 ratings — published 2012
Ugly Heaven (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.33 — 118 ratings — published 2012
Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 160 ratings — published 2011
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.03 — 506 ratings — published 2009
Adolf in Wonderland (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.42 — 418 ratings — published 2007
Punk Land (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 4.05 — 328 ratings — published 2005
Armadillo Fists (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.91 — 180 ratings — published 2011
The Morbidly Obese Ninja (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.68 — 438 ratings — published 2011
Rico Slade Will F*cking Kill You (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.65 — 537 ratings — published 2011
“Three days ago, I was fired from my job teaching at a college because one of my students
bet me that you don’t cum when you get a prostate exam and it took me seven minutes
to prove that dumb fucking kid wrong. It was hard to touch my own prostate, but
ultimately, I was correct. I came onto the floor and onto the person in the desk up front.
I said, “Kids, that is what is known as ‘empirical evidence’.”
― Dragons With Cancer
bet me that you don’t cum when you get a prostate exam and it took me seven minutes
to prove that dumb fucking kid wrong. It was hard to touch my own prostate, but
ultimately, I was correct. I came onto the floor and onto the person in the desk up front.
I said, “Kids, that is what is known as ‘empirical evidence’.”
― Dragons With Cancer
“The world is still new . . . it seems old to us, but only seems because our lives are so short . . . our human race has been around for such a brief amount of time that the universe hasn't had the chance to detect us yet. One blink is all it needs to miss our dance through actuality.”
― Satan Burger
― Satan Burger
