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The Cannibals of Candyland (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.76 — 1,715 ratings — published 2009
The Haunted Vagina (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.12 — 4,507 ratings — published 2006
Apeshit (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.62 — 1,738 ratings — published 2008
Zombies and Shit (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.14 — 863 ratings — published 2010
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 1,473 ratings — published 2016
Village of the Mermaids (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.89 — 575 ratings — published 2013
Satan Burger (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.56 — 2,033 ratings — published 2001
The Menstruating Mall (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.65 — 874 ratings — published 2005
Stacking Doll (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.21 — 1,105 ratings — published 2018
John Dies at the End (John Dies at the End, #1)
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avg rating 3.86 — 86,086 ratings — published 2007
Sweet Story (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 547 ratings — published 2014
The Egg Man (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.12 — 264 ratings — published 2008
Razor Wire Pubic Hair (Paperback)
by (shelved 7 times as bizzaro)
avg rating 3.32 — 684 ratings — published 2003
The Big Meat (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.87 — 499 ratings — published
Quicksand House (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.31 — 1,986 ratings — published 2013
Clusterfuck (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.04 — 391 ratings — published 2013
Cuddly Holocaust (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.13 — 463 ratings — published 2013
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.06 — 522 ratings — published 2011
Sausagey Santa (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.75 — 443 ratings — published 2006
Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere: Three Novels (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.32 — 773 ratings — published 2008
Piecemeal June (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.62 — 302 ratings — published 2008
Christmas on Crack (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.48 — 201 ratings — published 2010
Angel Dust Apocalypse (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 1,162 ratings — published 2005
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.50 — 1,046 ratings — published 2004
Spider Bunny (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.90 — 422 ratings — published 2017
The Terrible Thing That Happens (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.11 — 355 ratings — published 2016
As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.24 — 242 ratings — published 2015
Die You Doughnut Bastards (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.92 — 144 ratings — published 2012
Ass Goblins of Auschwitz (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.10 — 838 ratings — published 2009
The Ultra Fuckers (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.85 — 323 ratings — published 2008
Tumor Fruit (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.17 — 181 ratings — published 2012
The Handsome Squirm (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.01 — 234 ratings — published 2012
Fantastic Orgy (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.88 — 437 ratings — published 2011
Shatner Quake (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.49 — 739 ratings — published 2009
Exercise Bike (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.74 — 1,095 ratings — published
Skullcrack City (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.02 — 1,878 ratings — published 2015
The Tick People (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.03 — 182 ratings — published 2014
Pus Junkies (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.14 — 216 ratings — published 2014
Sea of the Patchwork Cats (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.76 — 239 ratings — published 2006
Motherfucking Sharks (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.50 — 546 ratings — published 2013
Kill Ball (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.87 — 209 ratings — published 2012
Ugly Heaven (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.31 — 124 ratings — published 2012
Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 165 ratings — published 2011
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.02 — 516 ratings — published 2009
Adolf in Wonderland (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.41 — 423 ratings — published 2007
Punk Land (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.03 — 334 ratings — published 2005
Starfish Girl (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.81 — 144 ratings — published 2010
Armadillo Fists (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.88 — 188 ratings — published 2011
The Morbidly Obese Ninja (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.67 — 440 ratings — published 2011
“[he]. . . hated God . . . actually, he just hated Christians . . . He never met God. Why should he care about somebody he never met?”
― Satan Burger
― Satan Burger
“So what do you do?' she asked. 'I sneak around at night, well, usually at night, and gather coins out of fountains', I said slowly, watching her face for judgement. She burst into laughter. 'Like spare change? You collect people's wishes? And you spend them on yourself?' 'They're not wishes' I said. 'They lose their symbolism once they hit corporate water. At that time they either become extra income for people who don't need it, or they can help me get along in the world.”
― The Egg Said Nothing
― The Egg Said Nothing
