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Jordan Krall

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Books include:

TENTACLE DEATH TRIP
FISTFUL OF FEET
MOTEL MAN
KING SCRATCH
BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE APOCALYPSE DONKEYS
PIECEMEAL JUNE
SQUID PULP BLUES
NEWLY SHAVEN SAINT
UNFRUITFUL WORKS
PRELUDE TO SPACE RAPE!
SQUID KILLS
THE PISTOL BURPS
ALL POEMS MUST DIE
FALSE MAGIC KINGDOM
BAD ALCHEMY
THE GOG AND MAGOG BUSINESS
YOUR CITIES, YOUR TOMBS



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Piecemeal June

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Fistful of Feet

3.95 avg rating — 251 ratings — published 2009 — 5 editions
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Squid Pulp Blues

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Tentacle Death Trip

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King Scratch

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False Magic Kingdom (Book 1)

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Humanity Is The Devil

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Penetralia

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Her Whiskey Fire was Enormous (Poetry)
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KING OF SCRATCH (Horror)
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Description: November 2009 Update: I am currently rewriting this novella.. so if you want more, it'll eventually get there. Excerpt from forthcoming bizarro-crime novella KING OF SCRATCH. Jim, ex-bootlegger, is on the run from several horrible people and things while trying to help his mentally ill ex-father-in-law.
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“My interior was a wreck, a car crash, a plane crash, a family tragedy, financial misfortune. My body was sitting tight but my soul was not.”
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“This God’s thoughts consist mainly of rape and murder. This mentally-retarded hunchback of the heavens gets particular pleasure out of seeing young children abused and exploited. Then this hunchback’s heavenly drool falls from the sky in the form of hurricanes and dandruff in the form of disease. This is the deity I imagine when people talk of God. The”
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message 3: by Nick

Nick Cato Got FISTFUL OF FEEL going...good thing it didn't come in Odorama!


Jordan As a matter of fact I just got to the part where Daniel says "You sign it!" and shoves the tournament application in that scumbag's chest. God, I'm getting goosebumps just talking about it.




message 1: by Hertzan (last edited May 08, 2008 02:48PM)

Hertzan Chimera good luck with your novel, Jordan

as you asked, you can pick up my anti-corporate-horror novel "bukkakeworld" and my angel-bestiality novel "planet of the owls" in trade paperback from Silverthought Press of New York, this July 2008.


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