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Mykle Hansen

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Mykle Hansen has been "keeping it realism" on Goodreads for over ten years. He will gladly consider your friend request if (only if) you have read at least one hundred books.

Mykle Hansen's inability to have a normal reaction is key to the popularity of his surreal fiction and neo-gonzo journalism. He is the author of the acclaimed short-story collection EYEHEART EVERYTHING, several dozen 'zines, a religious self-help column in the Portland Mercury, and over fifty thousand lines of Perl. HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME! is his first novel. RAMPAGING FUCKERS OF EVERYTHING ON THE CRAZY SHITTING PLANET OF THE VOMIT ATMOSPHERE is his first anthology of satirical novellas. His latest novel, "I, SLUTBOT," tells the story of the first robotic porn star,
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Bizarro Across America heads east!

EAST COAST TOUR FLYER


In September 2014, the writers, artists and co-conspirators of the Bizarro genre are coming to Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania and New York, to spread the gospel of Bizarro Fiction to new audiences and die-hard fans.


WHEN:



September 1, 3pm: Bizarro Writer’s Workshop @ CHOP SUEY BOOKS — 2913 W Cary St, Richmond, VA ‎

September 1, 8pm: THE WINGNUT — 2005 Barton Avenue, Richmond, VA

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Average rating: 3.56 · 3,654 ratings · 498 reviews · 13 distinct worksSimilar authors
HELP!  A Bear is Eating Me!

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Rampaging Fuckers of Everyt...

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Eyeheart Everything

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I, Slutbot

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Hooray for Death!

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Death And The Great Mechanico

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The Bizarro Starter Kit

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“If I was a worrier I'd worry, but not being a worrier I'm just sort of confused and pissed off.”
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“A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.”
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“If Mykle Hansen needed to eat puppies for breakfast to be himself, he would rap the table and scream "waiter, more puppy sauce!”
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“Never flew off the handle just keeping it realism.”
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“Writing a book is an adventure. To begin with it is a toy and an amusement. Then it becomes a mistress, then it becomes a master, then it becomes a tyrant. The last phase is that just as you are about to be reconciled to your servitude, you kill the monster and fling him to the public.”
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“The people of a city blessed with all the good things nature has can grow smug about who they are, can find complacency in livability polls, as if we did a lot to deserve it.”
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message 30: by Mykle

Mykle Thanks! Best of success in all your overwhelming undertakings!


Scribble Orca Wishing you more vigorous pile-ups, put-downs and place-mats than you could possibly use for 2013.

And sizzaro buccess, as well.


message 28: by Kate

Kate Happy Holidays Mykle! If you have a chance you should youtube "Fruitcake" by The Superions. It's bizarre and hilarious so I think you'll like it. Destination Christmas is the album name and I'll be listening to this throughout the weekend :) CHEERS!


message 27: by Mykle

Mykle karen wrote: "oh, my god - what a thing of beauty..."

i knew you'd like that one ... wait, are you talking about the bookcase now, or the sloth?


message 26: by karen

karen oh, my god - what a thing of beauty...


message 25: by Mykle

Mykle G N wrote: "All the best in 2011, Mykle."

Thanks! You too!


Scribble Orca All the best in 2011, Mykle.


Desperado You can take up as much shelf space as you want, as long as you don't try to pimp out your books to me. *Lethal would hate to choke a bitch before Xmas*


message 22: by Scribble (last edited Dec 19, 2010 01:58AM)

Scribble Orca I suppose one could say violence is tasteful, depending on one's taste. Would you recommend your books to a middle grader? That's about my level :).

I'm not big on kittens, but I managed puppies pretty well, so I know where to start :D. Thanks.


message 21: by Mykle

Mykle Which book of yours isn't going to make me retch/wretched? I have a subzero violence/gore/ick factor threshold.

Me too actually.

I can't deny there's a lot of violence/dismemberment/people-eating in my books, but it's ... umm ... tasteful? Am I allowed to say violence is tasteful? It's not intended to shock. (But you should get a second opinion.)

EYEHEART EVERYTHING is very mild-mannered. One guy does get run over in it, but he lives. And there is a restaurant with dead people hanging from the ceiling but only on pages 126 & 127 -- skip those two. All the other pages are full of kittens!


Scribble Orca I figured if I asked Aunt Bad Advice that's what I'd get.

Which book of yours isn't going to make me retch/wretched? I have a subzero violence/gore/ick factor threshold.


Scribble Orca Autoantipriapismic oscillation.

It gets the millionaires every time.


message 18: by Mykle

Mykle It's okay: I'm secretly a hooker with a heart of gold.


message 17: by Jasmine

Jasmine G N wrote: "You're going to regret friending me. I'm sorry. I should have confessed first. I'm a millionaire."

can I have some of your money?


Scribble Orca You're going to regret friending me. I'm sorry. I should have confessed first. I'm a millionaire.


message 15: by Mykle

Mykle Really you should have one on every shelf.


message 14: by Jasmine

Jasmine I might be able to slip it onto a cultural studies food table.


message 13: by Mykle

Mykle I would love to see it misfiled in the cooking section.


message 12: by Jasmine

Jasmine when I bought your new book today the cashier got all freaked out because she thought it was nonfiction.


message 11: by Eh?Eh!

Eh?Eh! Ah! The "seagull" is "flying" "south" for the "summer" and she's very pleased with her bribe.


message 10: by Mykle

Mykle Congratulations! Your "files" have been "deleted".

Also, your "dog" has been "combed," and we have transferred two hundred thousand "lemmings" to your "handbag".


Eh?Eh! All right, I've done my side of the bargain. Now you're required to destroy the microfiche and flush the ashes.

Hello!


message 8: by Mykle

Mykle All my books exceed US Military specifications for light fiction.
They can withstand three weeks in a fungus test chamber and five blows with a nine-pound-hammer. You can also use them to defend your life against any enemy soldier who is allergic to soy ink.


Jasmine I think you should know there was a fire and water dripped all over the table your books were on and ruined everything else. But your books are fine. Once you've taken on a bear clearly you can kick water's ass.


message 6: by Mykle

Mykle >melt!<


message 5: by karen

karen happy fathers day!

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message 4: by Mykle

Mykle Yish! And yet ... so festive!


message 3: by karen

karen if you look closely, it is actually a baby polar bear face. gruesome hollydays.


message 2: by Mykle

Mykle yes, the harp seal wreath is an endearing northern tradition.


message 1: by karen

karen

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help a bear is eating christmas!


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