Feline Quotes

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Robert Byrne
“To err is human, to purr is feline.”
Robert Byrne, The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

Kinky Friedman
“Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.”
Kinky Friedman

Charlotte Gray
“After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.”
Charlotte Gray

Dan  Harmon
“My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.”
Dan Harmon

“Thousands of years ago, when kitties first domesticated humans, we did it so that someone would scratch our butts.”
Didjeradoo via Jeremy Greenberg
tags: cat, feline

Lilian Jackson Braun
“A female feline named Katta
Is getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta?”
Lilian Jackson Braun, The Cat Who Went Up the Creek

Anne Bishop
“And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two legs and small fangs, there was much that was feline in that one, and he approved.”
Anne Bishop, Queen of the Darkness

Robin Stevenson
“I stare past her at the inspirational kitten posters. There's one of a soaking-wet kitten climbing out of a toilet with the caption "it could be worse!"

"Just tell me whatever it is you're thinking," Mrs. Paulsen says. "Whatever is going through your mind right now."

"I hope they didn't actually drop a cat in the toilet to get that picture," I choke out.


"Nothing. Sorry.”
Robin Stevenson, The World Without Us

“Calico Kitty

My calico kitty
was painted and primed
she could prowl
the night away ~
without spending a dime...”
muse, Enigmatic Evolution

M.J. McGuire
“I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.”
M.J. McGuire

M.J. McGuire
“I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.”
M.J. McGuire

“Ever since she was a young girl, [Patricia Highsmith] had felt an extraordinary empathy for animals, particularly cats. The creatures, she said, 'provide something for writers that humans cannot: companionship that makes no demands or intrusions, that is as restful and ever-changing as a tranquil sea that barely moves'. Her affection for cats was 'a constant as was feline companionship wherever her domestic situation permitted,' says Kingsley. 'As for animals in general, she saw them as individual personalities often better behaved, and endowed with more dignity and honesty than humans. Cruelty to or neglect of any helpless living creature could turn her incandescent with rage.' Janice Robertson remembers how [...] Highsmith was walking through the streets of Soho when she saw a wounded pigeon lying in the gutter. 'Pat decided there and then that this pigeon should be rescued,' says Janice. 'Although I think Roland persuaded her that it was past saving, she really was distraught. She couldn't bear to see animals hurt.' Bruno Sager, Highsmith's carer at the end of her life, recalls the delicacy with which the writer would take hold of a spider which had crawled into the house, making sure to deposit it safely in her garden. 'For her human beings were strange - she thought she would never understand them - and perhaps that is why she liked cats and snails so much,' he says.”
Andrew Wilson, Patricia Highsmith, Ζωή στο σκοτάδι

Katherine McIntyre
“Finn let out a low whistle. “You’re mated to one of the kitty cats? I would’ve sworn you’d find some submissive little thing or a mean motherfucker of a wolf. Never in a million years could I see you with a slick-talking feline like him.”
Katherine McIntyre, Forged Alliances