The Cat Who Went Up the Creek Quotes

“A female feline named Katta
Is getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta?”
― Lilian Jackson Braun, The Cat Who Went Up the Creek

“He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them.”
― Lilian Jackson Braun, The Cat Who Went Up the Creek

“I only know that a wise man once said three hundred years ago that money is like muck; it doesn’t do any good unless you spread it around.”
― Lilian Jackson Braun, The Cat Who Went Up the Creek

“You know what they say: All Welshmen sing. All Scots are thrifty. All Englishmen have stiff upper lips. And all Irishmen write plays.”
― Lilian Jackson Braun, The Cat Who Went Up the Creek