Donkeys Quotes

Quotes tagged as "donkeys" (showing 1-9 of 9)
Idries Shah
“Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a tussle with thoughts and books, however, still passes for wise.”
Idries Shah, Reflections

“Donkeys...I've decided that donkeys are universally cute. Really cute. So cute that donkeys defy any arguments of preferences being relative. When you pet their noses, they blink their eyes and bashfully look away as if embarrassed. And when donkeys hee-haw, they have their mouths and lips curled up as if they are smiling. Boyfriend and girlfriend donkeys rest their heads on each other's rumpt and fan each other's faces with their tails. And kid donkeys, the size of an average dog, trot around with big smiles on their faces and floppy, dangly, long donkey ears. Too cute.”
Johnny Rico, Blood Makes the Grass Grow Green: A Year in the Desert with Team America

Map Whitman
“While everyone adjusted themselves and their packs, Donna sniffed curiously at Louie's nose. Her attitude suggested she might want to make friends with the giant dog; Lou couldn't resist the temptation. Once Donna lured Louie in, she slowly, cautiously, turned about to align her hooves with Louie's head. Perhaps she didn't like dogs. Perhaps she didn't want a rival for Monty's attentions. Perhaps she was merely an impish tarkus much like the Dane himself. Cody watched as the Dane failed to grasp the gravity of his predicament. At the last moment, Cody smacked Louie's hind end, scuttling the devious donkey's murderous trap.”
Map Whitman, Journey to Diappeared: Discovery

Allan Dare Pearce
“You can't say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys.”
Allan Dare Pearce, Paris in April

Mehmet Murat ildan
“All the donkeys I knew had small ears!”
Mehmet Murat ildan

Amit Abraham
“I may be a donkey but I can kick the wrong people.”
Amit Abraham

Mehmet Murat ildan
“A city man taking the picture of a donkey and behaving like he has seen an alien creature must absolutely be photographed as he is certainly more interesting than the donkey itself!”
Mehmet Murat ildan

Maureen Daly
“Sergeant Missouri crouched close to the ground, pulling up his collar against the bitter, gusting winds. Show me, he thought tiredly, I'm from Missouri.”
Maureen Daly, The Small War of Sergeant Donkey

Wayne Gerard Trotman
“Foolish people laugh at things they do not understand, producing the sound of braying donkeys.”
Wayne Gerard Trotman