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“The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are.”
― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

tags: asses, books, fools, insight, self-insight, self-knowledge

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“In the history of man, there has been and always will be more horses' asses than horses.”
― Jeffrey Fry

tags: always, asses, history, horses, man

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“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, arse, arses, ass, asses, bench-press, bum, bums, butt, buttock, buttocks, butts, calf, calves, cheat-day, chest, chests, cut, diet, diet-plan, diet-plans, exercise, fit, fitness, funny, gym, hilarious, humor, humorous, humour, joke, jokes, leg, leg-day, legs, legs-day, lift, muscle, muscles, rear-end, satire, shut-up-and-squat, squat, squats, tone, toned, weight, weights, workout

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“You can't say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys.”
― Allan Dare Pearce, Paris in April

tags: ass, asses, church, donkeys

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“Out of nothing I come, through a world populated by asses I pass, and into nothing I go.”
― Philip José Farmer, The Fabulous Riverboat

tags: asses, death, life, meaning

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