Buttocks Quotes

“Callipygian:
Having shapely buttocks.”
― Stephanie Perkins, Anna and the French Kiss

“He kissed the plump mellow yellow smellow melons of her rump, on each plump melonous hemisphere, in their mellow yellow furrow, with obscure prolonged provocative melonsmellonous osculation.”
― James Joyce, Ulysses

“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The average woman feels small whenever a man who has just walked past her does not turn his head to check out her ass, especially if it is—or if she feels that it is—big.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I paint a woman's big rounded buttocks so that I want to reach out and stroke the dimpled flesh”
― Peter Paul Rubens

“Just because you can clap your buttocks in a basin, does not mean that you are a great swimmer.”
― Klassikan Proverb

“In a stampede, it dawns on a robust woman that her admired ‘superior’ posterior is a liability in reality.”
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu, Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

“Her thighs are parted and high. She holds her ankles in a wide invitation with her buttocks barely on the surface...”
― Bat Maxwell, The Color of Honey

“You know what I think about you? What I see? A man fierce with love, willing to give everything for those he cares about. I see the man who saved my ass more times than I can count. And if someone isn’t lucky enough to see that, that’s on them. You forget I knew you, too, Laken Augustus.”
He didn’t say anything but wrapped his fingers around my wrist and kissed my palm. “I’d hope you know me; you’ve healed my wounded ass cheek. That bonded us.”
One little chuckle followed the other until I couldn’t smother it anymore. “Bonded by the buttocks.”
― Taylor Epperson, Second Time's a Charm