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Post Two With The A to Z TV Show View!

So the cat is back to annoy, or maybe even bring some joy. Now everyone gets a chance to be number one, no matter the time zone under your sun. What am I back with you ask? Why the 24 posts in one day task. First year it was movies by the ton and last year it was followers with my fun. This year figure it will be TV from A to Z. Not saying all are good, but they are the first ten, in most cases, that popped in at my hood. And now away we go once more with a little A to Z 24 post TV show.


Arrow deserves a spin.Surely there for the win.Skipped the whole freak of the week thing,That Smallville tended to first bring.

A fun cartoon,Even with the Abu loon. Disney TV was actually good then.Now it sucks at any den.

Aliens abound.They really surround.Turn the station,Or you could join their nation.

Fun while it lasted.Was very well casted.But lacked any big game plan.Main arc was like a flash in the pan.

Watched this a little while ago.A really overlooked show. Very well done,And lots of fun.

Don't shoot me with a missile,Because now you'll start to whistle.Can you whistle though?Join in for the show.
 
A puppet,Not a Muppet.A puppet from space.Aliens all sure embrace.
 
This that and the other thing,They sure gave a ring.Remember enjoying most of it.Haven't watched it in a bit.
 
A fun show indeed.Not PC at any feed.Meatheads abound,As well as a tongue sound.
 
Click your fingers today.Cousin It is on display. See all of that hair?One spooky lair.
Have you seen all of A? Isn't this going to be a fun day? I will sit back and watch all day long. Hey, beats being bored at work from the start of dawn. See you next hour for the next pass from my 24 posts in one day little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Post One In The TV A To Z Fun!

So the cat is back to annoy, or maybe even bring some joy. Now everyone gets a chance to be number one, no matter the time zone under your sun. What am I back with you ask? Why the 24 posts in one day task. First year it was movies by the ton and last year it was followers with my fun. This year figure it will be TV from A to Z. Not saying all are good, but they are the first ten, in most cases, that popped in at my hood. And now away we go with a little A to Z 24 post TV show.


Have to start with 24.The ticking clock takes a tour.Damn it is all they can say.Swearing outlawed at their bay?

Danny Tanner had fun.He got to talk to the one.The other 100 sat and stared.Who knows if anyone cared.

Aliens abound.Maybe crazy ran a ground?Beats the heck out of me.I wonder what they see.

A jumping street?Isn't that neat.Then it goes to 22.Or so I'm told at my zoo.

Rock around the clock?That may leave some in shock.Instead they just smile.Can't they do it in single file?

Like the game show I had to cheat.Numbered ones left me almost in defeat.Not many numbered shows, okay.Now waste 60 minutes of your day.

It was a cartoon too.Know that at your zoo?I vaguely remember it. Not sure it was a hit.

Seen this a time or three.Although episodes aren't remembered by me. Uncle had it on the TV.They seem to be filled with glee.

One for Rosey today.666 on display.She loves 666.666 she can't nix.

 Ended dumb.Left a bread crumb.But grand until the end.For the most part with its mutant trend.
Now there was post number one. Have you seen each letter one I spun? Yeah, numbers aren't in the a to z. I guess I cheated at my sea. 30 year olds can cheat Pat told me. So blame him at my sea. I left him a special present in the litter box to. But I bet that you knew. See you next hour. We shall see who has staying power. I'm sure there will be a fight for #1 between Hank and that Betsy lass at the site of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Here Is The Fling In Your Spring?

So Pat was looking about and these ones sure were rotten trout. The cat just has to tell. Plus I can't let Robyn be the only one giving them hell. I need to keep pace for guys all over the place. But then being a cat should I really care about that?

Easy,going,send a chat.
Sorry, I avoid Stds, bathroom habits and chatting on the loo where I'm at.
Outgoing newfie girl. Loves to go out and have a good time.
Isn't outgoing and going out a redundant chime?

Looking for men, not boys, Harry Potter is my fav.
Hmm something topsy tur...pervy with that rave.
Help me get off this sight!
What or who are you on that you need off such a plight?

I am very going, some say ADHD.
Sorry, my OCD doesn't like the extra acronym of thee.
Maybe I'm picky, maybe I don't get enough.
Damn, life sure must be rough.

If I spit in your latte is that okay?
Err umm I don't drink a latte but still, no way.
Sooo many places I want to try.
Hey, at least you are spry.

I adore skulls, bones, teeth and random old stuff.
A serial killer who likes old men in the buff?
Not sure what to put here.
That is a great first step, my dear.

I like sheep....and chesseburger buns.
I bet you give sheep everywhere the runs.
Hi...I'am just looking around for you.
Damn, stalking me already at my zoo?

I love sitting around some friends with a drink and a fire.
Hmmm a new type of spin the bottle that won't expire?
I love anything outdoors, from hunting, dressing, camping and fishing.
For a nudist colony are you wishing?

In the name of open-mindedness, f**k it.
I think something else has to be open for that to be a hit.
I like to get out and let my hair out.
I hope you meant down with that shout.

Real hair, nails, eyelashes, boobs and bum!
Are thou protesting too much, chum?
Whats up, let's say um
Were you scared by her real bum?

Be bird with a french fry hippy.
I bet that bird would get some lippy.
Giving that magic lamp a rub.
The genie just shrunk back in the bottle, bub.

And there you are. Now I can keep up with Robyn's sand bar. Yep, all of them were true and I only had to look through a few dozen or so at my zoo. Thankfully for the cat, no one has appealed to Pat. So I still don't have to share. Now we are done with the crazy Internet lair. Want to have a fling with an above lass? I'll put a good word in for you with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Where Oh Where At My Lair!

Pat was screwing with our routine and that was just mean. But after a dirty looks or two things went back to normal at our zoo. I guess it was just a bit of spring cleaning or cleaning of the OCD meaning..

Where oh where have you gone?
Am I some sort of pawn?
Where oh where have you gone?
I don't have access to the lawn.

I really need you here.
I can't even cheer.
I'm stuck in first gear.
Oh won't you come near.

My body aches for you.
I tingle oh so true.
I really wish you were back.
Why have you left my shack?

Where oh where have you gone?
Am I some sort of pawn?
Where oh where have you gone?
I don't have access to the lawn.

My love for you shows.
I dig you up from new lows.
I cover you when wet.
Why have you left this pet?

Give me one more chance.
Just a little glance.
I really need you here.
Come and relieve my fear.

Where oh where have you gone?
Am I some sort of pawn?
Where oh where have you gone?
I don't have access to the lawn.

The floor isn't right,
Without you in sight.
My day isn't bright.
It always seems to be night.

Please come back.
Without you I lack.
I won't cause flack.
Not even a gas attack.

Where oh where have you gone?
Am I some sort of pawn?
Where oh where were you?
I now have to do #1 and #2.

Yeah, evil Pat moved the litter box on us for a whole ten minutes or so. That is such a whole new low. It has to stay right in sight. What happens if we need a #1 or #2 flight? Did you catch one with my needing to go pass? I love being a tricky little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Just Apply The Deny!

Ever notice how some humans like to deny that such things will fall from the sky? No, not a piano or something like that. I'm not a chicken little cat. Just stick with me and you'll get it at my sea.

The reality is,
I'll create a biz.
I'll be a whiz,
Pass every quiz.

But I'll do it with ease.
I'll sit and scratch fleas.
It will all come due.
I will trust my crew.

No, things aren't bad.
This is the norm at my pad.
Things will turn around.
New paths will be found.

We just have to sit and hope.
Yep, sit here like a dope.
It will all come to be.
Trust in little old me.

I'm the greatest ever.
I am just so clever.
My bank account may be zero,
But I'm still a hero.

I don't need to get a job.
I have plenty of corn on the cob.
I can last for weeks at a time.
I'll never end up like that mime.

I just have to sit here,
And rest my growing rear.
All will be fine.
The planets will align.

Yep, all will be grand.
No need to go to 9-5 land.
I can live through anything.
Oh, just look at my bling.

I am not in denial.
Who cares if I count each bathroom floor tile.
It was just one day.
Soon things will go my way.

I just have to wait for fate.
I can sit and get food on my plate.
Fate is good to me.
Fate will set me free.

Pfffft is all the cat can say. Yeah, sit there, do nothing and things will go your way. Now maybe if you are a fictional character in TV land or are already super rich, otherwise you'll just end up in the nearest ditch. Humans can deny and watch growing grass, I'd rather live in reality with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Gods Come To A Halt As We Open The Vault!

Well well well, twice in one week I ring the new book bell. How about that? Are you cursing the cat? I can take it, every little bit. This time another 18K word novel has come due and it rhymes through and through. Pat, Cassie, Drazin and I are back and this time on the god attack.

Drazin needed help,
So he gave a yelp.
Actually grabbed us.
We did put up a fuss.

Who needs godly mook germs?
He'll probably give us worms.
But we decided to help out.
Since we were stuck out and about.

The gods they came.
They played their game.
Egos upon high.
Weird names to spy.

Like Trashy and Clownstuff.
Don't they sound rough?
Maybe to Pat's OCD.
But they didn't bother me.

Drazin wanted to save all.
Could it be he really is a god at his hall?
Nah, just on the short bus.
But we'll let him pretend and make a fuss.

Up, down and all around.
Even Zeus was found.
Dragons were too.
They are scary between me and you.

But at least no Freaky Betsy was there,
Or Blabber whining about her hair.
No old one eye got in the way,
Or a Worqueendan on display.

Just nutty gods all around.
I'd rather deal with a hound.
But what can you do,
When a godly mook needs you?

So away we go once more,
With another place to explore.
At least I had a giant litter box.
Those vaults have big locks.

So stop and stare,
But you must beware.
If a god every tries to grab you,
Flush them down the loo.

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What? It's just two books in one week. I am sure you can take it at my creek. Besides in four days the fun may return. Then you may wear out and feel the burn. Oh, what could that be? If you can't remember you will have to wait and see. So that adds another to the mass from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Round Thirty Two Just For You!

So the search engine crazies are back but this time they are on a blogland attack. They seem to have been looking for many of you. Yeah, I saved these up until I had enough at my zoo.

"Blue balls  guy bora bora"

Damn, poor blue guy. He got there and things weren't ummm spry.

"Blue guy farm with balls"

Umm blue guy posing nude now? Maybe with a cow?

"My Betsy is better than you"

The fighting Betsy's come due. That would be quite the view.

"Optimistic nuts"

Yep, that clown brought them in. Keith, is that a sin?

"Brian gawked me in the bathroom"

Gawker, are you that rude? Or maybe it was Brian the cat and his brood.

"Mary mary mary contrary"

Mary, Other Mary and Mary Kirkland all in one. Contrary can be fun.

"The Irish are cumming"

Ummm errr Anne are you a blue guy porn fan?

"Silver and gold notches"

Grammar Nazi has gold as well? Damn, doesn't even share or tell.

"Little alex stol my pants"

So the ninja wannabe is a pants stealing crazy?

"cyclops doo doo"

Old one eye couldn't you hold it? You just had to go on someones yard and have a umm shit.

"Betty beats barnies dino"

Wow Betty, now that would be a bench with a view. Watch it, you may get a perv or two.

"Robins rawk grass"

So Robyn can mow a great lawn? Is that some kind of con?

"Glory Backer's zombie feet"

I spit my water when I read that. Gloria must really have the zombie feet shown before by the cat.

"Susan's little red wagon broke."

There are a bunch of Susan's here, which one shed a tear?

And the winner in the searches for you, that somehow ended up at my zoo, is one that is anything but sweet. I think they may have been drunk we they searched it. That could explain more than a bit.

"Beers toilet whine and blue bell waffle recipe"
Beer guys were you searching out yourself? Really, who'd want that on their shelf. Blah, to that. So nasty to the cat. Maybe a mutt might like it though. And what is it with the damn little red wagon searches at my show? They seem to come in mass. I guess I broke many a red wagon with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

The Newest Trend Has No End!

Well remakes have taken over for years, to very little cheers, now it seems that more than ever people prove they are not very clever. Now it is take a movie and make it a TV show. Pffft who cares if two hours worked fine when we can give twenty two episodes a go.

Let's make a TV show.
One the audience will know.
Let's make it so great,
That all can just relate.

Beverly Hills Cop!
That won't be a flop.
Oopsy, it was a fail.
Maybe someone didn't pay its bail?

Con Air would be grand.
For 22 hours they'd fly across land.
It would have one big gas tank.
That ought to put money in the bank.

Major League would go over.
The ball would impress rover.
Cut 162 games down to 22.
Much easier to view.

Weekend at Bernies would be a hit.
Who cares if he would smell like umm spit.
Carry a dead guy around all year.
Yep, that would get a cheer.

The Expendables coming near you.
But only one episode could come due.
They'd waste all their budget hiring old farts.
But they would win lots of hearts.

Fast and The Furious TV!
Be faster than you could see.
Fancy cars that can go.
It would just help the sequels grow.

Home Alone would work.
It would be such a perk.
Christmas all year round.
Throw bricks if the bad guys surround.

Big Momma's House is near.
Just watch that growing rear.
A fat suit show for you.
Might take viewers from Honey Boo Boo.

Kick Ass would be a hit.
The PTA would hiss and spit.
Have to go all @$$ in the title.
That may make them idle.

Sadly the cat probably just gave them more "great" ideas to pursue. Maybe not, as then something original they'd have to view. Brand name power sells I guess as they make more of a TV mess. On 99.99% of them I'll take a pass with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer. 

You Have Been Gif-ed Today By What I Say!

And so we are back to gif you with more knowledge at our shack. We are just such nice cats to help out you humans and other dingbats. Maybe the search engine nuts need the help. They can be screwy with their yelp.


 Hardwood floor is best.It can pass any test.It is easy to clean.But is "best" truly true at your scene?
Not in every way.It lets litter spread across the bay.Plus hardwood is harder on the back,When you walk in bare feet at your shack.

Curtains are always needed.Should that be conceded?Well when you have dirty old men at play,Yeah, you might want them at your bay.
Plus you know they can be torn down.The humans may be left with a frown.But a little yank and tear,Is fun if you so dare.

Give the humans the fan.Pffft screw the plight of man.I'll cool off first,Sucking up the wind burst.
Then it gets worn out.The human can shout.But am I wrong?Nope, just watch my head move along.

The chair is mine.Owned by the feline.You can't lie on it like me.So go sit in a tree.
Sure you can fit that in your loft.I prefer something more soft.I will give you lip too,If you try and make me shoo.

Cats need high places.Just look at our faces.We clean and fight.We need everything in sight.
Don't do that and we'll get you.Your bed time will be through.Cassie thought I smelled weird.She is one to be feared.
Now you have been gif-ed with more knowledge mankind. So keep it all in your mind. For you don't want a cat to step up to your shoe and leave some scat just for you. Enjoy sitting in your tree each lad and lass while I rest on a soft chair with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Of Goats And Boats!

The cat does not know if a goat can go high or low, but a goat can go on a boat. Do you think it will float? Don't believe a goat can be on a boat? I guess you'll need a note.

Goat on a boat.
Boat with a goat.
His boat has a goat.
That's goat's on a boat.

See where it's going?
Such a boat showing.
A boat and a goat.
Who has your vote?

Can a boat be a who?
I'm asking you.
Don't ask me.
I'm just a kitty.

I don't want a boat.
The boat can be had by a goat.
Who wants a boat?
Not anyone here of note.

Maybe a big boat.
That may get a vote.
Bet goat on a boat you can quote.
Now time for goat on a boat.










Click here to peer!
Has the goat on the boat got your vote? Is the boat in a moat? The goat has oats. Are oats liked by goats? It sure beats me. I haven't seen a goat at my sea. Anyway, now the goat on a boat has come to pass, adding another book to the pile of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.