Just Apply The Deny!

Ever notice how some humans like to deny that such things will fall from the sky? No, not a piano or something like that. I'm not a chicken little cat. Just stick with me and you'll get it at my sea.

The reality is,
I'll create a biz.
I'll be a whiz,
Pass every quiz.

But I'll do it with ease.
I'll sit and scratch fleas.
It will all come due.
I will trust my crew.

No, things aren't bad.
This is the norm at my pad.
Things will turn around.
New paths will be found.

We just have to sit and hope.
Yep, sit here like a dope.
It will all come to be.
Trust in little old me.

I'm the greatest ever.
I am just so clever.
My bank account may be zero,
But I'm still a hero.

I don't need to get a job.
I have plenty of corn on the cob.
I can last for weeks at a time.
I'll never end up like that mime.

I just have to sit here,
And rest my growing rear.
All will be fine.
The planets will align.

Yep, all will be grand.
No need to go to 9-5 land.
I can live through anything.
Oh, just look at my bling.

I am not in denial.
Who cares if I count each bathroom floor tile.
It was just one day.
Soon things will go my way.

I just have to wait for fate.
I can sit and get food on my plate.
Fate is good to me.
Fate will set me free.

Pfffft is all the cat can say. Yeah, sit there, do nothing and things will go your way. Now maybe if you are a fictional character in TV land or are already super rich, otherwise you'll just end up in the nearest ditch. Humans can deny and watch growing grass, I'd rather live in reality with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.
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Published on March 21, 2015 03:00
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