Round Thirty Two Just For You!

So the search engine crazies are back but this time they are on a blogland attack. They seem to have been looking for many of you. Yeah, I saved these up until I had enough at my zoo.

"Blue balls  guy bora bora"

Damn, poor blue guy. He got there and things weren't ummm spry.

"Blue guy farm with balls"

Umm blue guy posing nude now? Maybe with a cow?

"My Betsy is better than you"

The fighting Betsy's come due. That would be quite the view.

"Optimistic nuts"

Yep, that clown brought them in. Keith, is that a sin?

"Brian gawked me in the bathroom"

Gawker, are you that rude? Or maybe it was Brian the cat and his brood.

"Mary mary mary contrary"

Mary, Other Mary and Mary Kirkland all in one. Contrary can be fun.

"The Irish are cumming"

Ummm errr Anne are you a blue guy porn fan?

"Silver and gold notches"

Grammar Nazi has gold as well? Damn, doesn't even share or tell.

"Little alex stol my pants"

So the ninja wannabe is a pants stealing crazy?

"cyclops doo doo"

Old one eye couldn't you hold it? You just had to go on someones yard and have a umm shit.

"Betty beats barnies dino"

Wow Betty, now that would be a bench with a view. Watch it, you may get a perv or two.

"Robins rawk grass"

So Robyn can mow a great lawn? Is that some kind of con?

"Glory Backer's zombie feet"

I spit my water when I read that. Gloria must really have the zombie feet shown before by the cat.

"Susan's little red wagon broke."

There are a bunch of Susan's here, which one shed a tear?

And the winner in the searches for you, that somehow ended up at my zoo, is one that is anything but sweet. I think they may have been drunk we they searched it. That could explain more than a bit.

"Beers toilet whine and blue bell waffle recipe"
Beer guys were you searching out yourself? Really, who'd want that on their shelf. Blah, to that. So nasty to the cat. Maybe a mutt might like it though. And what is it with the damn little red wagon searches at my show? They seem to come in mass. I guess I broke many a red wagon with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.