Here Is The Fling In Your Spring?

So Pat was looking about and these ones sure were rotten trout. The cat just has to tell. Plus I can't let Robyn be the only one giving them hell. I need to keep pace for guys all over the place. But then being a cat should I really care about that?

Easy,going,send a chat.
Sorry, I avoid Stds, bathroom habits and chatting on the loo where I'm at.
Outgoing newfie girl. Loves to go out and have a good time.
Isn't outgoing and going out a redundant chime?

Looking for men, not boys, Harry Potter is my fav.
Hmm something topsy tur...pervy with that rave.
Help me get off this sight!
What or who are you on that you need off such a plight?

I am very going, some say ADHD.
Sorry, my OCD doesn't like the extra acronym of thee.
Maybe I'm picky, maybe I don't get enough.
Damn, life sure must be rough.

If I spit in your latte is that okay?
Err umm I don't drink a latte but still, no way.
Sooo many places I want to try.
Hey, at least you are spry.

I adore skulls, bones, teeth and random old stuff.
A serial killer who likes old men in the buff?
Not sure what to put here.
That is a great first step, my dear.

I like sheep....and chesseburger buns.
I bet you give sheep everywhere the runs.
Hi...I'am just looking around for you.
Damn, stalking me already at my zoo?

I love sitting around some friends with a drink and a fire.
Hmmm a new type of spin the bottle that won't expire?
I love anything outdoors, from hunting, dressing, camping and fishing.
For a nudist colony are you wishing?

In the name of open-mindedness, f**k it.
I think something else has to be open for that to be a hit.
I like to get out and let my hair out.
I hope you meant down with that shout.

Real hair, nails, eyelashes, boobs and bum!
Are thou protesting too much, chum?
Whats up, let's say um
Were you scared by her real bum?

Be bird with a french fry hippy.
I bet that bird would get some lippy.
Giving that magic lamp a rub.
The genie just shrunk back in the bottle, bub.

And there you are. Now I can keep up with Robyn's sand bar. Yep, all of them were true and I only had to look through a few dozen or so at my zoo. Thankfully for the cat, no one has appealed to Pat. So I still don't have to share. Now we are done with the crazy Internet lair. Want to have a fling with an above lass? I'll put a good word in for you with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.