Dave Barry's Blog, page 98

CANADA: A NATION OUT OF CONTROL

Family threatened with $7,500 daily fine from city over ���butterfly paradise��� yard

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICERS?

The suspect caused a multi-car crash on I-395 in a stolen truck before stealing an ambulance that was responding to the scene. While in the stolen ambulance, he struck at least 13 other vehicles, and rammed a state trooper's cruiser, authorities say.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko, who says "I don't think this guy could even get a FL license.")

DEPARTMENT OF THINGS THAT CAUSE SCIENTISTS TO RACE

A Background ���Hum��� Pervades the Universe. Scientists Are Racing to Find Its Source

(Thanks to GJ)

We suspect the source is Thurston Harris.

THIS CANNOT BE GOOD

NASA telescope spots cosmic question mark in deep space

(Thanks to Steve K., who says "The aliens have been watching our reality' shows.")

IT'S TIME WE FOUND OUT

Do male actors��� heads get bigger as they age?

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

AT LEAST IT WAS CLEAN

Family discovers live frog in unopened package of ���triple washed��� organic spinach

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

CANADA PLUNGES EVEN DEEPER INTO ANARCHY

Crowds of poutine fans flock to small Quebec snack bar after TikTok review goes viral

Missing fish and stolen ducks: The tale of mysterious yard disappearances in Calgary���s Forest Lawn

(Thanks to The Perts)

YIKES

Watch a Giant Eagle Drop a Wild Goat off a Steep Mountainside

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

OTTERS ARE BASICALLY AQUATIC SQUIRRELS

Woman attacked by ���vicious��� otter

(Thanks Steve Bradford, who saw Vicious Otter open for the Animals)

THE TERRORIST RAMPAGE CONTINUES

3K-plus lose power in Suffolk after squirrel jumps on power line

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)