Dave Barry's Blog, page 94

CANADA: A NATION AT WAR WITH ITSELF

It found Vaughan, Ont. to be the rudest city in Canada, but ironically the city to the east of it, Markham, Ont. was found to be the politest.

(Thanks to The Perts)

AS FORETOLD IN THE OLD TESTAMENT

People are reporting that their watermelons are exploding

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

SO THESE ARE PARTY SNAKES

Snakes found swimming in pool, hot tub at Wisconsin hotel

(Thanks to John Lobert)

STAND TALL, NEW JERSEY MAN

New Jersey man collects 5,548 PEZ dispensers

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "I bet his dates are impressed.")

RACCOONS ARE BASICALLY FAT SQUIRRELS WEARING MASKS

'Plague' of drunken raccoons raiding homes and killing pets

(Thanks to Ralph)

FASCISM CREEPS INTO AUSTRALIA

A man who drove with boxes of rotting fruit stacked on the bonnet so his car wouldn���t smell bad has been fined.

(Thanks to Ralph)

NOW WITH ADDED VALUE

Ohio woman says she found pennies lodged inside her McDonald's chicken McNuggets

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

DEFINITELY VARSITY MATERIAL

Football practice delayed due to bear on field

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE HAD TEACHERS LIKE THAT

Teacher Allegedly Says He���ll Summon Lucifer To Boca Raton Classroom, Parents Outraged

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WELL OF COURSE IT DID

Ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung for birth control���and it kind of worked

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)