Dave Barry's Blog, page 95

WHY SHOULDN'T IT BOAST?

New beetle species boasts ���very large��� penis

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

AND IN SPORTS

Spectator imitating bee disturbs tennis player mid-match at Cincinnati Masters

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

CHECK THE FRAT HOUSES

Search renewed for goats on University of Florida campus

(Thanks to Ralph)

SO IT'S FRESH

Fish Served On Plate At Restaurant Comes Alive, Bites Chopstick

(Thanks to Ralph)

BUT THERE IS BEER

There Are No Good Ideas for Saving Us From a Killer Asteroid

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Naked man tells police he broke into random Phoenix home because he was chased by alligator

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Rare tropical red-footed booby spotted near Isles of Scilly

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WE'RE WITH GEN Z ON THIS

Gen Z is ditching bras in latest viral trend: ���Let them be free���

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Buck Nekkid)

WE'RE WITH THE TRIBE ON THIS

An indigenous tribe in Peru believes it is being attacked by aliens, but authorities believe the real culprits are illegal gold miners wearing jetpacks.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

FLORIDA IS ACCURATE

American States As Real People Generated by AI

(Thanks to Tom Couch)