Dave Barry's Blog, page 4040
March 18, 2009
TO WIN THE GAME, YOU SHOOT IT
A 24 pinball machine. (Thanks to The Amazing Steve)
March 11, 2009
UPDATE ON THE ALLEGED GOOMBA'S PIZZERIA ALLEGED CALZONE-RELATED ASSAULT
It's getting weirder. (Thanks to Jollymon)
WE'RE NUMBER 42, BUT WE ARE JUST TOO DAMNED MASCULINE TO WORRY ABOUT IT
America's Manliest Cities(Thanks to Patrick)
A MODEST PROPOSAL
Until the economy stops cratering, let's require that members of congress -- such as this person and this person -- have to travel by bus.
YET ANOTHER INCIDENT IN WHICH ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
According to police, Jones said he knew leaving the house naked was illegal, but he was a "serious martial artist."(Thanks to Ralph)
A GRATEFUL WORLD REJOICES
Colonel Sanders rescued from river after 24 years (Thanks to Dan Traylor)
IT MUST HAVE GOOD INSURANCE
Hospital saves frog's front legs (Thanks to DavCat)
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using tanning beds. (Thanks to Siouxie)
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO ADD A NEW WARNING TO POWER-TOOL INSTRUCTIONS
(Thanks to Jayme McKenna and Andrew Hoenig)
ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
Hubby burns his wife's lingerieKey Name That We Are Not Making Fun Of: Clive Cocks (Thanks to catmanmax)
