Dave Barry's Blog, page 4033
March 24, 2009
THE WORLD IS SAFE FOR ANOTHER YEAR, EXCEPT FOR THE UNAVOIDABLE 20,000 OR SO CASUALTIES
Jack's coming back. (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff and Andy the TropicHunt.com Guy)
CANCEL THAT TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD
You're taking the kids to McCook, Nebraska! (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Siouxie)
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?
(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)
CSI: EVANSVILLE
Police were called to an East Side gas station early this morning to investigate the theft of a burrito. (Thanks to Shane Claybrooke)
PET OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Willie the Hero Parrot (Thanks to Jollymon and Cynthia)
March 23, 2009
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Here is where we stand: At the beginning of last week's episode, Jack Bauer was a rogue agent on the run with the entire federal government trying to stop him as he fought a desperate lonely battle to save the...
MANLY MASCULINE MALES OF NATURE
The Terrifyingly Kinky Leopard Slug WARNING: NSFW language. (Thanks to RussellMc)
SOME MEN SEE THINGS AS THEY ARE AND ASK: WHY?
Other men have a few beers and say: "Why not build a dragster backhoe?" Yes, this is old. But come on. A dragster backhoe. (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
SPACE NODE UPDATE
No mention of Buddy. (Thanks to jon harris)
WE DON'T BLAME IT ONE BIT
Wichita police horse scared by 5-foot-long inflatable penis Update: Another version (Thanks to Matt Filar) (Also Christopher Brown, and Sara Weinert, who says "I was an older bride and my party mostly fell asleep by 10 p.m., but there you...
