Dave Barry's Blog, page 4030
March 26, 2009
POSSIBLE EVIDENCE OF A DEITY
(Thanks to Tony Muscarella)
March 25, 2009
BIG FUN IN CAIRNS THIS WEEKEND
Toad Day Out Key Excerpt: Organisers want residents to collect as many toads as possible on Saturday night and take them alive to a Trinity Park collection centre on Sunday morning... "The toads will be weighed and measured for possible...
MONTPELIER IN THE NEWS
Those [shoes:] will now be enshrined for posterity in the Odor-Eater Hall of Fumes in Montpelier, Vermont, which has been labelled the "Rotten Sneaker Capital of the World". (Thanks to Onterrible)
APPARENTLY WE ARE THE LAST SITE ON THE INTERNET
...to link to this. (Sent in by many people)
GELATO-FROM-HELL UPDATE
There has been a poo payout. (Thanks to Barbara A)
HUMANITY IS DOOMED
(Thanks to catmanmax)
BUILD-A-BEAR
It's exciting. (Thanks to Danny)
HARD TIMES, II
A prostitute in North Carolina has been jailed after breaking down an apartment door and asking the three men inside to pay her 10 dollars for sex. (Thanks to Siouxie and catmanmax)
