Dave Barry's Blog, page 4031
March 25, 2009
THOSE LITTLE FURRED BASTARDS
Now they're overrunning Oonagh Nutt. (Thanks to Danny)
CHICO CRIME REPORT
It's a hellhole. (Thanks to Danny)
A STIMULUS PACKAGE FOR HARD TIMES
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
WHATEVER YOU WERE PLANNING TO DO TODAY
...it will have to wait. (Thanks to waxwing)
WHY WE LOVE SPORTS
The passion. (Thanks to Ken)
NO PANTS, NO SERVICE
James T. Golden, 48, of Pecanwood Court, is alleged to have twice entered the Stop N Buy at 137 Walton Ferry Road completely nude to purchase beer. (Thanks to funniegrrl)
GIANT WILLY UPDATE
The plague is spreading. (Thanks to Bryce Donovan)
CREEPING FASCISM IN AUSTRALIA
Now they're banning Tim Tams. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
March 24, 2009
IF HE RECOVERS, WE WANT HIM TO BE OUR DOCTOR
An Italian doctor completed a brain operation despite having a heart attack after realizing his patient would never recover if he stopped the surgery. (Thanks to Shari)
SPIDER MAN!
He's real. (Thanks to Adam Perry and Claire Martin)
