Dave Barry's Blog, page 4035

IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA, UNTIL SUBMARINES STARTED DISAPPEARING

Robo Carp (Thanks to Janice Gelb)

PEOPLE KEEP SAYING TO THIS BLOG: 'ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE NCAA TOURNAMENT! WHERE'S THE COVERAGE OF THE TRYOUTS FOR THE NEW ENGLAND EUPHORIA OF THE LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE?'

It is right here. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Horace LaBadie, who says he would like to be equipment manager)

ATTENTION, TETRIS FANS WITH A LOT OF SPARE TIME

Here you go. (Thanks to insomniac, who notes that "the controls seem to be the same, arrow keys move the piece left or right or rotate it.")

THIS JUST IN FROM PHUKET CITY

(Thanks to Danny)

FLORIDA WILDLIFE: THE VIEW FROM SIOUXIE'S DECK

You know how around most of the country, when people go outside in their back yard or deck, the most "wild-life" they encounter is the occasional cute little lizard?? Not here. Siouxie

TRY NOT TO GET TOO CRAZY

ROBO-CROC UPDATE

Robo-croc is doing better and may soon have a career in horror movies. (Thanks to everybody) (True Fact: Ron Magill, the Miami Metrozoo spokesman in the video, is the guy who gave Walter the Oosik to this blog)

HEY, IT CUTS DOWN ON THE COMMUTING

Kansas Man Allegedly Had 2 Wives in Same Apartment Complex (Thanks to Cynthia and Siouxie)

WE WOULD NEED TO WEAR SEVERAL PAIRS OF SPACE-AGE UNDERPANTS

The "Human Red Arrows" (Thanks to Siouxie)

DUDE

Wanna go to church? (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)