Dave Barry's Blog, page 4032

A SHRUNKEN WHAT?

Nakation (Thanks to jon harris)

THE INTERNET

Finally we see what it's for. (Thanks to jon harris)

A SHAMELESS PLUG

My drinking buddy good friend Paul Levine has a new book out called Illegal, and you should buy it, or I will break all of your knees.

HARD TO SEE HOW THIS COULD POSSIBLY FAIL TO REIGNITE THE PASSION

FAIRFIELD, Conn. (AP) -- Police in Connecticut say a woman attempting to reconcile with her husband handcuffed herself to him as he slept and then bit him on his torso and arms. (Thanks to Joshua Orpin)

THIS IS TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, OR FOR ANYBODY WITH EVEN A SHRED OF MATURITY. IN FACT, WOMEN IN GENERAL SHOULD LEAVE THIS POST IMMEDIATELY.

First watch this, at least briefly. Then watch this. (But not if you are at work, or mature, or a woman.) (Thanks to catmanmax)

BE ON THE LOOKOUT

Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts (Thanks to Ron Barrett)

SHE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

(Thanks to Danny)

WE CAN'T BELIEVE THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN IN MIAMI

SAN DIEGO – Authorities said a 63-year-old man suspected of drunken driving crashed his pickup truck into a neighbor's house, leaving a gaping hole and revealing a small marijuana farm inside. (Thanks to Cynthia)

COLLEGE

A Time To Grow Key Quote: Police attempted to locate Mortensen's pants and shoes near the car wash where he said he had been, but were unable to find anything. He was taken to his fraternity house, where police said...

KUNG FU DUDES

They're tougher than you. (Thanks to Siouxie)