Dave Barry's Blog, page 4036
March 21, 2009
DOES THIS MEAN STATE LAW IS CRAZY?
A condemned Texas inmate who removed his only eye and ate it in a bizarre outburst several months ago on death row is “crazy,” yet sane under state law, a judge wrote in an appellate court ruling today that rejected...
CRIMEFIGHTING UPDATE
The Clorox Company is offering a $5,000 reward and a year's supply of toilet cleaning products for tips leading to the arrest of San Francisco's notorious portable potty pyromaniac. (Thanks to Cynthia and RussellMc)
IT IS ONLY BECAUSE OF THIS BLOG'S ONGOING COMMITMENT TO HEALTH AND FITNESS
...that we are linking to this. (Thanks to Bob McCarty)
PSSST
Wanna buy a dinner set? How about some cookies? (Thanks to Cynthia and Ralph)
WE HAVE OVERCOME
New Jersey Scraps Plan To Ban Genital Waxing Key Quote: "Just stay out of our pants, will you?" (Thanks to RussellMc and Jeff Meyerson)
GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
Space-Age Underpants (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Siouxie and marfie)
March 20, 2009
A GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND
(Thanks to jon harris)
HOW ABOUT A NICE REFRESHING GLASS OF AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Faucet of Fire (Thanks to Claire Martin)
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
Full-contact bowling. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
POLITICAL UPDATE FROM DOWN UNDER
(Thanks to Siouxie and catmanmax)
