Dave Barry's Blog, page 4038
March 20, 2009
A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE IS ON THE WAY
Driver opens a beer after hitting house (Thanks to Horace LaBadie and Bill Moore)
March 19, 2009
URGENT ADVISORY TO ALL CORAL REEFS READING THIS BLOG
Run, (Thanks to Danny)
HOW MUCH DO GUYS WANT TO WATCH THE NCAA TOURNAMENT?
A lot (Thanks to Doug Treadway).
SURVEY
The House of Representatives voted today to levy a 90% tax on AIG executive bonuses, then burn the executives at the stake. Do you think this is fair?No. They should also be hanged.Yes, as long as each AIG executive is...
OBSERVATION
If Cal State Northridge beats Memphis, something is TERRIBLY WRONG WITH THE UNIVERSE. Update: Whew. It appears my bracket is safe for now.
ONLY A FEW DAYS LEFT
...to vote for spunky 'n' scrappy 'n' lovable 'n' heartwarming li'l homeless waif underdog orphan ragamuffin urchin Space Node Buddy.
ALSO, THE POPE IS CATHOLIC
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE CONGRESS BAILS HER OUT
Wife divorcing ex-CEO: $63 million not enough (Thanks to klezmerphan)
IF YOU'RE EATING LUNCH
...do not click here. (Thanks to Danny)
MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS INVESTING IN STOCKS
People -- by which we mean guys -- are furnishing their homes with replicas of the captain's chair from Star Trek. Key Name: Tod Sturgeon (Thanks to Meanie the Blue and funniegrrl, who notes, "Surprisingly, they all seem to be...
