Dave Barry's Blog, page 4034

WHEN THE DOGS FINALLY RISE UP TO KILL US ALL

...the rabbits will help them. (Thanks to Andrew Stivers)

REMINDER

Tonight at 9 p.m. Eastern Evil Puppetmaster Time. Be on this blog, or be a hog.

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH BEER IN THE WORLD

(Thanks to Siouxie)

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

ADVISORY TO MEN

Under NO circumstances should you even consider clicking on this. ("Thanks" to Horace LaBadie. Correction: "Thanks" to catmanmax)

REMINDS US OF COLLEGE

Drunken Gorillas (Thanks to Siouxie, Jeff Meyerson and Horace LaBadie)

BRUSSELS

We're Number One (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

THIS ONE IS TOO EASY

Runaway kangaroos on the loose in France (Thankto Guin)

WHY WE NEED GUYS

Guys are always looking for ways to make the world just a little better. (Thanks to Bill Moore)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using turkeys. (Thanks to Matt Filar)