Dave Barry's Blog, page 4028
March 27, 2009
SO THIS BOBCAT WALKS INTO THIS BAR...
(Thanks to Damon Daniels)
MAYBE THEY COULD ALSO KEEP AN EYE ON CONGRESS FOR US
Patrol watches Texas-Mexico border - from pub in Australia (Thanks to CJrun)
SHE IS OF COURSE WELCOME ON THE ROADS OF FLORIDA
SHELBY - Officials Thursday reportedly found a driver with a stolen car, revoked license, an open container of alcohol - and marijuana between her "butt cheeks." (Thanks to nursecindy)
FLORIDA NEIGHBOR OF THE WEEK SO FAR
BITHLO, Fla. (AP) - Authorities said a man threw a Molotov cocktail at his neighbor's trailer, but the wind shifted and set fire to two cars, a pickup and a travel trailer in the man's own yard. (Thanks to Emily...
March 26, 2009
BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACK. AND SOME CHILI.
According to Ben's Biz Blog, the first 250 fans to attend the April 14 Lake Elsinore Storm game will receive a free sample of Subtle Butt flatulence neutralizer. (Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)
WE'RE SURE IT WILL WAIT FOR HIM
(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert and Matt Filar)
A TEENAGER DETERRENT EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN MANILOW MUSIC
Acne lights. (Thanks to Matt Filar)
ATTENTION, PEOPLE OF LICESTERS LEISTECR ENGLAND
Stay out of the canals. (Thanks to Siouxie)
ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
TAMPA, FL -- A Tampa woman is behind bars this morning, accused of misusing the 911 system. Police say Evon Cavett called 911 three times to complain her roommate was stealing her beer. (Thanks to Kay Myers)
INTERNATIONAL ECONOMIC NEWS
This just in. (Thanks to Danny)
